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An administrative announcement.
Motherfuckers.


A bald, bespectacled, pipe-smoking gentleman wearing an elbow-patched sportcoat with a Times Roman font "Edward." tag on a wall, talking to a street artist in an "LA" baseball cap with indecipherable spraypainted tag. "Yes, well, legibility and correct punctuation might not be 'street' ... but that's how I roll, motherfucker." Be advised.
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Q: Isn't there something bigger than us? Something else?

A: Yes. Elephants.

Q: No, really.

A: Well, grain barges then.

A raft of grain barges floating down a river under tow. They're bigger than you are. Probably.
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