recommend having a rubber tube in your urethra (I certainly do)
recommend rearranging your naughty bits under anesthesia (yeah)
Take your meds (what a lot of little pills)
Ice it down (try not to tug on the tube)
Sit around for six weeks until the healing's through
Before - you hurt
After - you hurt
Awake - you hurt
You dream - you hurt
You live - you hurt
You love - you huuuurt.
I could totally record this. (apologies to Alanis Morissette)
On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.