srs filk 

recommend having a rubber tube in your urethra (I certainly do)
recommend rearranging your naughty bits under anesthesia (yeah)

Take your meds (what a lot of little pills)
Ice it down (try not to tug on the tube)
Sit around for six weeks until the healing's through

Before - you hurt
After - you hurt
Awake - you hurt
You dream - you hurt

You live - you hurt
You love - you huuuurt.

I could totally record this. (apologies to Alanis Morissette)

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