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baby boot for sale. never used. ever seen a baby wear boots? yeah.

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@pup_hime it's also just one boot. Don't ask how I got it. Fell off the back of a truck if you must know. Totally legitimate too. Ordinary, run of the mill boot. In a really big size. For a really big baby.

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Ignore the key in the back of it, and if some plumber comes around asking about it, I was never here

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@Nine @pup_hime ey boss, there's one of them kitsune girls askin' about the boot.

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@elfi @pup_hime ....yeh? ...tell 'er i might be able to hooks her up

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@Nine @pup_hime It was a setup! SHE'S PUTTIN' THE BOOTS ON US

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@pup_hime @elfi SCATTER, YA MOOKS!! D: