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My daughter: Why did the pig cross the road?

Me: Why?

Daughter: OK it doesn't have to be a pig.

Me: Ok

Daughter: It could be any farm animal

Me: Ok

Daughter: Anyway they crossed the road cause they were mad Barnes and Noble wasn't a real barn. Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke

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