Kat Marchán 🐈 @zkat@toot.cat

Kool Aid intensifies

this is what i do with my spare time ig

One of my tweets got DMCA'd for playing a clip of FUCK THE POLICE in the background lol

Let's be clear: I fully support ass eating for anyone who wants some of that. I also support hand washing habits in this time of the roni. I'm not trying to actually shame anyone here. Have a fucking buffet in there

Makes u think

gen z: "time to eat ass!"
Also gen z: "omfg must constantly wash hands and fear for my hygiene"
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No but seriously it feels like I just got the energy sucked out of me and even walking around feels like a lot of effort. I'm gonna rest so fucking much

My brain is fried and I'm taking two days off so I guess that means you end up with explicit gay shit on your timeline sorry I don't make the rules

In all seriousness I find it very hard to trust anyone who hasn't had to live in the shoes of a woman in this society in some form or another when it comes to relationships :/

I think that's the right wording for that

I'm bi that means I'm attracted to not-cishet. I guess.

I didn't know I could get horse'd over a nearly year-old tweet

Help I've been drinking too much MSFT koolaid 😅

Happy #TDoV 😘

(sorry, that was more of a brag than I intended. What I mean to say is that this is possible and you can do it too)

So I donated a bunch of sealed n99 masks and nitrile gloves I've accumulated due to fire season to an org that's been distributing them to hospitals.

Yesterday, I left a bag of n99, surgical masks, and gloves for my instacart delivery person (plus a huge tip)

This is STILL one of my favorite boss fights ever. Also my favorite boss fight music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWeOs7wpu70

macabre 'roni & sneeze

My M2 apparently completely rekt my colleagues in StarCraft on Friday and I'm lmao

Homemade chicken korma for dinner tonight 😋🤤