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I had top surgery and folx, it's good

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chopin may have looked like like bargain bin twink with a bad attitude but he sure could kick off an album

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HRTmas $ 

COUNCIL OF CARDINALS: The smoke is white, Johnny Confusing, what will be your papal name

JOHNNY CONFUSING: welllllll

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Me: high femme!
Guards: High! Femme!
Whole crowd (in unison): HIGH FEMME HIGH FEMME HIGH FEEEEEME

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I'm not powerful enough yet to reply to one of my toots with "y'all aint boosting this? smh!", that's a real power move.

I really hate Markov bots. Especially on Mastodon where I don’t follow too many people and tend to read every toot. I always end up puzzling over meaning for 5 minutes before I realize “oh this is just a fucking bot again”

Max's latest malapropism in English is 'debiity' to mean a 'weakness' or 'chink in the armor'

It's a cognate of the Spanish 'debilidad'

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crazy how we're all fucking losers who unironically use an "alternative social network" on a day to day basis huh
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my friends: why were you screaming ‘yassss queen dump him all men are trash’ whilst simultaneously texting the man that broke you?

me: he’s just... so tall

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Toot.Cat

A Mastodon instance for cats, the people who love them, and kindness in general. We strive to be a radically inclusive safe space. By creating an account, you agree to follow our CoC below.

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  • Woozle: Supreme Uberwensch, general support, web hostess
  • Charlotte: tech support, apprentice in warp-drive arcana (aka Mastomaintenance)
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