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I had top surgery and folx, it's good

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chopin may have looked like like bargain bin twink with a bad attitude but he sure could kick off an album

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COUNCIL OF CARDINALS: The smoke is white, Johnny Confusing, what will be your papal name

JOHNNY CONFUSING: welllllll

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Me: high femme!
Guards: High! Femme!
Whole crowd (in unison): HIGH FEMME HIGH FEMME HIGH FEEEEEME

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I'm not powerful enough yet to reply to one of my toots with "y'all aint boosting this? smh!", that's a real power move.

I really hate Markov bots. Especially on Mastodon where I don’t follow too many people and tend to read every toot. I always end up puzzling over meaning for 5 minutes before I realize “oh this is just a fucking bot again”

Max's latest malapropism in English is 'debiity' to mean a 'weakness' or 'chink in the armor'

It's a cognate of the Spanish 'debilidad'

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@bryn after being laughed out of pep boys simply for asking for blinker fluid, i'm hoping to have better luck at the pharmacy with the next item on my shopping list: gender fluid

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crazy how we're all fucking losers who unironically use an "alternative social network" on a day to day basis huh
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Toot.Cat

A Mastodon instance for cats, the people who love them, and kindness in general. We strive to be a radically inclusive safe space. By creating an account, you agree to follow our CoC below.

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  • Charlotte: tech support, apprentice in warp-drive arcana (aka Mastomaintenance)
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