Nočnica boosted

I had top surgery and folx, it's good

Nočnica boosted

chopin may have looked like like bargain bin twink with a bad attitude but he sure could kick off an album

COUNCIL OF CARDINALS: The smoke is white, Johnny Confusing, what will be your papal name

JOHNNY CONFUSING: welllllll

t.co/kvHILCFaZt

Me: high femme!
Guards: High! Femme!
Whole crowd (in unison): HIGH FEMME HIGH FEMME HIGH FEEEEEME

I really hate Markov bots. Especially on Mastodon where I don’t follow too many people and tend to read every toot. I always end up puzzling over meaning for 5 minutes before I realize “oh this is just a fucking bot again”

Max's latest malapropism in English is 'debiity' to mean a 'weakness' or 'chink in the armor'

It's a cognate of the Spanish 'debilidad'

Nočnica boosted
Nočnica boosted
Nočnica boosted
crazy how we're all fucking losers who unironically use an "alternative social network" on a day to day basis huh
Nočnica boosted

my friends: why were you screaming ‘yassss queen dump him all men are trash’ whilst simultaneously texting the man that broke you?

me: he’s just... so tall

Nočnica boosted

When your pie
Hits a pie
That’s a sandwich my guy

Show more
Toot.Cat

On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.