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Christopher Swenson

Happy ! Iโ€™m bi/pan if you did not know.

I really feel like I need to buy or lease the Pickle Factory.

I love this time of year, except that they turn off A/C in my office building, and my (lovely!) windows let in a lot of heat.

Currently 86F and dying.

You ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿ‘ entitled ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ talk ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ pirate ๐Ÿ‘ today ๐Ÿ‘ unless ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ actually ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ criminal ๐Ÿ‘ who ๐Ÿ‘ plunders ๐Ÿ‘ at ๐Ÿ‘ sea

Not feeling the best today. So, I watched the finale of Adventure Time and I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING ๐Ÿ˜ญ

It takes a lot more than an apology and some time off to undo nearly 30 years of building a toxic culture.

And not only a toxic culture, but *the* toxic culture. The culture that other tech cultures copied, thinking that was how developers acted.

I dreamed I was forced to be a programmer in the Bad Place.

My idea of hell is apparently using a mediocre monitor with a VGA cable.

For my password manager, I'm moving back to TiddlyWiki.

I started out on TiddlyWiki (~10 years ago), moved to 1Password, but my increasing usage of Linux and the moves 1Password is making towards being cloud-based made me itchy.

"The night before [the launch] is like a whole extra sprint."

Fun fact: 1981 is closer to WW2 than it is to the present day.

You're welcome, friends who are 37+ years old.

Not sure why, but I had nearly zero energy this weekend.

Sorry friends who were in town for XO. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

This floof was on my porch and even tried to come inside ๐Ÿ˜

Permanent relationship status:

"I am seeing...

Hold on there's a cat across the street I have to pet."

"Gender is a cultural illusion."
How would you describe your gender without using the words man, woman, enby, etc?