Sessha @sesshirecat@toot.cat

Also, I'm out of surgery, back at home, hopped up on pain meds, and about to binge some Brooklyn Nine-Nine 👍

"pillows are just sacks full of cloth we agree not to take apart"

~ @eryn

Can someone PLEASE just design an open-source, desktop-based version of Canva? Please? Like, yesterday?

TFW you get a notification on the video of your spouse getting beaten up by cops last year and have to force yourself to stop responding to all the "they deserved it" comments.

"I'm fighting a war. I don't have time for knick-knacks!"
#outofcontextTessaquotes
@eryn

Let's be clear about something, even as we attack the very foundations of capitalism: Money is not evil. GREED is evil. Money is just a tool, like any other, and how it affects others depends on how it used.

Also, this is the most accurate post I've ever read amen hallelujah. 😂​ #cauldronhumor

NYAHHHHH finally got back online following the death of my phone (and all associated 2fa accounts). Still can't access any other social media besides this and Pinterest, but hey, I'll take it!

Somehow managed to shut my phone in the door of the truck, and now I'm having connection anxiety. 😭​

🖼

ALL. THE. TIME.

The ocean? Big Wet Thing.
Bird? That Flappy Guy.
Cat? Momo but Not.
Trees? Tall Broccoli.
Shirt? Like Pants but for Arms.

Oh, and let's not forget wheelchair: The Chair with the Wheels. -_-

@eryn I'm sure there's some I've missed!