Sessha @sesshirecat@toot.cat

Happy anniversary, @eryn . You are my partner in the truest sense of the word. Being with you continually makes me a better version of myself - a better friend, a better lover, a better mother to our precious child. Thank you for making me laugh, for being my hands, for pushing my wheelchair, for forehead kisses and PokeWalks, for foodie adventures and broccoli farts and terrible puns, for "whose silver is it," for tummy time and pirate ships and Chonky Stick, for tree decorating parties and holding me when I cry, for Star Trek days and Mandalorian nights, for throwing down on my behalf and for letting it go when I ask, for Rimworld and Minetest and No Man's Sky expeditions, for "we are envoys" and "shhh, Physics" and "that was a should" and "future Catra and Adora problems," for talking me down from a wide variety of ledges, for Mixu and love letters and sticky notes on nonverbal days, for supporting my writing, my art, my design, even when they make us no money, for loving me, for nurturing our Baby Yoda, for being my best friend. I just really heckin love you, okay? #AlwaysBetterTogether #NineYearsAndCounting #StillTwitterpated #ToInfinityAndBeyond

Also, I'm out of surgery, back at home, hopped up on pain meds, and about to binge some Brooklyn Nine-Nine 👍

"pillows are just sacks full of cloth we agree not to take apart"

~ @eryn

Can someone PLEASE just design an open-source, desktop-based version of Canva? Please? Like, yesterday?

TFW you get a notification on the video of your spouse getting beaten up by cops last year and have to force yourself to stop responding to all the "they deserved it" comments.

"I'm fighting a war. I don't have time for knick-knacks!"
#outofcontextTessaquotes
@eryn

Let's be clear about something, even as we attack the very foundations of capitalism: Money is not evil. GREED is evil. Money is just a tool, like any other, and how it affects others depends on how it used.

Also, this is the most accurate post I've ever read amen hallelujah. 😂​ #cauldronhumor

NYAHHHHH finally got back online following the death of my phone (and all associated 2fa accounts). Still can't access any other social media besides this and Pinterest, but hey, I'll take it!

Somehow managed to shut my phone in the door of the truck, and now I'm having connection anxiety. 😭​

🖼

ALL. THE. TIME.

The ocean? Big Wet Thing.
Bird? That Flappy Guy.
Cat? Momo but Not.
Trees? Tall Broccoli.
Shirt? Like Pants but for Arms.

Oh, and let's not forget wheelchair: The Chair with the Wheels. -_-

@eryn I'm sure there's some I've missed!