I just got my first spam follow on mastodon.
Human: What do we want!?
Computer: Natural language processing!
Human: When do we want it!?
Computer: When do we want what?
*slaps roof of fractal*
This bad boy can fit so many bad boys in it
If you use Debian: you're got getting the recent Intel CPU bugfixes because Intel updated the firmware package's license to state that it's not redistributable.
If use Linux other than Debian and have the bugfixes: ask your maintainers why they're distributing software they're not legally allowed to.
And in any case: next time you purchase a CPU, evaluate whether AMD might be a better choice than Intel.
wait, i made a bot that said 'butt' once and honestly that was when i peaked at art
moww, I feel sick. I need an adult, or something that makes it hard to get food out so I don't eat too much.
I am covered in hagelslag.
Heh, maybe I should use it for cat nip. :D
Getting flashbacks to when me and my friends were hanging out in the woods and a security guy came up to us and my friend fully freaked and went 'we just wanted a place to be weird alone', that I feel is the epitome of mastodon
I want a job in a cat cafe. As a cat.
I went to a cat cafe again but failed to get locked in. Probably needs more fur.
retoot to pet the cat
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What happened with twitter to bring people to mastodon recently?
Blinder Passagier: Katze schleicht sich in Polizeiauto und kackt in Dienstmütze
what the fuck is a federated timeline, am i on a spaceship
really miss engaging with Brands and Promoted Content