River @river@toot.cat

Rockstar developer

#programming #humor #comics

Human: What do we want!?

Computer: Natural language processing!

Human: When do we want it!?

Computer: When do we want what?

*slaps roof of fractal*
This bad boy can fit so many bad boys in it

retoot to protect mastodon from terfs

If you use Debian: you're got getting the recent Intel CPU bugfixes because Intel updated the firmware package's license to state that it's not redistributable.

If use Linux other than Debian and have the bugfixes: ask your maintainers why they're distributing software they're not legally allowed to.

And in any case: next time you purchase a CPU, evaluate whether AMD might be a better choice than Intel.

wait, i made a bot that said 'butt' once and honestly that was when i peaked at art

Just a reminder to new Mastodon folks: if you want to join an instance where the only letter you can use is "e", I run https://dolphin.town and registrations are open!

Getting flashbacks to when me and my friends were hanging out in the woods and a security guy came up to us and my friend fully freaked and went 'we just wanted a place to be weird alone', that I feel is the epitome of mastodon

retoot to pet the cat
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what the fuck is a federated timeline, am i on a spaceship

really miss engaging with Brands and Promoted Content

I’m thinking about installing and running my own Mastodon instance. Is there any way of porting my profile here to there, or do I lose all my content, connections, etc? #lazyfedweb