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River @river@toot.cat

I just got my first spam follow on mastodon.

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Human: What do we want!?

Computer: Natural language processing!

Human: When do we want it!?

Computer: When do we want what?

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*slaps roof of fractal*
This bad boy can fit so many bad boys in it

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If you use Debian: you're got getting the recent Intel CPU bugfixes because Intel updated the firmware package's license to state that it's not redistributable.

If use Linux other than Debian and have the bugfixes: ask your maintainers why they're distributing software they're not legally allowed to.

And in any case: next time you purchase a CPU, evaluate whether AMD might be a better choice than Intel.

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wait, i made a bot that said 'butt' once and honestly that was when i peaked at art

moww, I feel sick. I need an adult, or something that makes it hard to get food out so I don't eat too much.

I am covered in hagelslag.

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Just a reminder to new Mastodon folks: if you want to join an instance where the only letter you can use is "e", I run dolphin.town and registrations are open!

Heh, maybe I should use it for cat nip. :D

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Getting flashbacks to when me and my friends were hanging out in the woods and a security guy came up to us and my friend fully freaked and went 'we just wanted a place to be weird alone', that I feel is the epitome of mastodon

I want a job in a cat cafe. As a cat.

I went to a cat cafe again but failed to get locked in. Probably needs more fur.

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What happened with twitter to bring people to mastodon recently?

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what the fuck is a federated timeline, am i on a spaceship

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really miss engaging with Brands and Promoted Content

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I’m thinking about installing and running my own Mastodon instance. Is there any way of porting my profile here to there, or do I lose all my content, connections, etc? #lazyfedweb