reading things on my phone, want to see what time it is, do i check the convenient little digital clock in the screen corner? nope, gotta look at the old analog one across the room
i don't watch the gay rocks show but i did click that quiz out of curiosity. i got "this doesn't work in your mobile browser"
not so headachy i can't exercise but headachy enough i don't want to :p
want to take a selfie with my new sunglasses except feeling bad about my face :(
FUCKING META GODFUCKINGDAMMIT Show more
"Mastodon will begin keeping track who you engage with without following. For example, if you end up often boosting cat pictures that your friend boosts into your home timeline, perhaps you would want to follow the author of those cat pictures. The new API method will show such results. No user interface yet."
LITERALLY WHO ASKED FOR THIS SILICON VALLEY DONKEY BOLLOCKS?
i get up out of bed to use the toilet and my wife and my cats all flop into the space i've left behind
OH: "gotta throw a brick through this Overton Window"
ugh i wanna play Octothorpe Travesty but it doesn't come out for two more weeks
today i am a square
not what i expected in my thai food but okay
so angry today
dinner tonight: mostly nightshades and cheese
someone's running a pair of shoes or whatever through the dryer downstairs and it sounds like the worst popcorn