OH: "gotta throw a brick through this Overton Window"
ugh i wanna play Octothorpe Travesty but it doesn't come out for two more weeks
today i am a square
not what i expected in my thai food but okay
so angry today
dinner tonight: mostly nightshades and cheese
someone's running a pair of shoes or whatever through the dryer downstairs and it sounds like the worst popcorn
note to self: tvp and nooch are about the same colour, check which you have before pouring it into your lunch
it's not fair that the most sunny time of year is also the most hot! the less clothes i wear the more sunblock i need and that's bullshit
DnD character build idea: a guy finds out his husband is a powerful forest spirit and that he's now technically a warlock. Deadly Shopping Trip Hijinks Ensue
source: https://twitter.com/japhers/status/1007493127349862400
landlord came and cut down the dead tree in the front yard :(
rip dead tree
important Assassin's Creed questions: does Kassandra have hairy pits
neighbour's cat is whining and i can't go bother them ;__;
i love how many e3 tweets make no mention of what they're looking at right now