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eternally dreaming of a world of computers without brand aesthetics

clumping cat litter is a kind of concrete

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TOO MANY PEOPLE: Bert and Ernie aren’t a gay couple

1983 SESAME STREET PHOTO:

it is v. rude of my wife to laugh so hard at something she can't show me because NDAs

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'shoplift only essentials' is the weirdest fucking take. like 'oh, if you're so poor you can't afford to live, i suppose you can be allowed to steal, just make extra fucking sure not to take any of the luxury items meant for actual people, you fucking mooch'

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BOOM YOU'RE A TRANS PIRATE IN 1744 AND THIS IS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE FIGHT ME

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And then you, a poor boy, pressganged into service into the Royal merchant navy.

Your vessel is pirated by a bunch of folks, women, men, indigenous folks, black folks, and two dudes even make out! and then they offer the entire crew the chance to join them! Fuck ya you want to be a part of that. And all of a sudden you realize you can do whatever you want while you serve on their vessel! You approach one of the chicks and ask for some girl clothes.

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I made a song on my OP-Z using GENERATIVE MUSIC techniques! This is a rhythm made by playing 6 single-note sounds on loops whose lengths are the first six primes, so the loops phase in and out of sync and an ever-shifting pattern emerges. youtube.com/watch?v=Z9J0vUQ3B_

Theoretically the beat in this song should not repeat itself exactly until it has played for 30,300 steps.

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bra store sending me ads like anyone's wearing a bra at a time like this

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best part of Doom (2016) 2 -
Hayden: "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!"
Objective Pop-Up: Shoot a hole in Mars

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I was having a crappy day today ... but then I learned Wendy Carlos and Weird Al Yankovic recorded Peter and the Wolf together, *and* it’s downloadable from the Internet Archive:
archive.org/details/PeterAndTh

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Hey Chicago area friends: if shortages at Jewel-Osco are getting you down, I strongly suggest you check out any other place that sells groceries.

Word is that Jewel-Osco's parent company (Safeway) isn't great at supply lines even in the best of times. It's not as bad elsewhere.

MRI beds should come in memory foam

funny thing, i wear a dust mask in case i'm already an asymptomatic carrier and suddenly i'm sneezing way less

@mym ...does anyone make plague doctor masks in N95?

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actually saw someone yesterday walking outside in a plague doctor mask, it was sweet

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