needed some more hands to baste a thing
I Weave Flowers Into My Hair And Clothes, I Dress In Loose Diaphanous Silks That Barely Cover My Bosom, I Tint My Lips With Fresh Strawberries And Yet Men Have The Audacity To Look At Me Still
I Do This For Women, You Curs
think i like the Machine more than Florence
If you're harpy and you know it clap your wings!
nurse comes in to take my vitals, i immediately get nervous about it and feel my heart rate go up. THANKS BODIES
was starting to think it was time for a new purse :(
tfw tempted to tell a roommate "shit faster, i need to leave"
AMAB = All Moths Are Beautiful
stuck a tonic water in the freezer to chill for after i did a chore, got distracted from the chore by the internets, remembered the tonic water just before it was Too Late and now i'm drinking tonic water slushie
"you guys" => "you gynoids"
After you beat Cinderella's Castle, you may unlock the Mirror Castle
me: oh, it's Up dog!
wife: what is updog?
me: *pointing* that!
Question for the Star Wars fandom: Force feminization is a light side power, right?
“Don’t Mess With Texas” started as an anti-littering slogan, but the truck nuts crowd picked it up as like a “My state’s dad can beat up your state’s dad” rallying cry.
Mom: "You know my favorite thing about H W Bush?"
@ladyaeva and i, simultaneously: "He's dead?"
an academic who's fallen out with the academy and doesn't know what to do with themself
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