shipping hot take 

the integrations where Fedex/ups ship things most of the way and then use usps for last mile delivery are stupid as shit

- extra handoff time where deliveries generally take an extra day because of the transfer between fedex/ups and usps

- just use usps it's fucking better in every way

- fuck private shipping companies just use usps come on

thinking there is such a literal thing as “cancel culture” is like thinking there is a literal political organization called “antifa”

You know how in games you get environmental storytelling? Like a "Happy new year 1958" sign in a Bioshock game, so you deduce something bad happened that day?

Today in Spain I saw several shops still decorated with Easter bunnies. In July.

re: the alternet: a roadmap for a different internet 

ok, so let's take stock of where we are toward an alternet:

- mesh: i think freedombone is a solid solution on two fronts: being able to make nodes of commodity hardware (ex: junk laptops, salvaged routers) as well as having a solid hardware blueprint with the beaglebone.

- p2p network: hypercore and ipfs represent powerful models of content distribution. ipfs for commons content like software libraries or permanent datasets, hypercore for the social graph. the hypercore folks are delivering some important network blocking code atm that will permit an application to map a set of moderation actions onto the network graph itself -- disconnecting from blocked peers and distributing that action across private communities, for example. that creates a powerful story for social infra.

- social dns hub: i feel activitypub is a good standard for digital identity, and it maps to an append-only data layer well. once beaker delivers a hypercore interface, it will become possible to build an activitypub-based social network that runs in a browser. hypercore over webrtc makes it possible to build pub servers that allow traditional browsers to access the network. once you have that, you could go so far as to port the masto ui and it would work. of course that's not enough -- you need a new app to adapt to this new context. it can use attested protocols like activitypub to simplify http gateways, but it also bears new responsibilities such as mapping moderation actions onto the swarm in order to block peers or maintain an allow-list for private subnetworks. then, a plugin system allows an ecosystem of type plugins to expand the sorts of content peers can distribute through a UI, from shitposts to files to video streams.

- hardware pipeline: i am not this type of engineer but here is what i am thinking: a battery-powered beaglebone black flashed with freedombone. it runs a hypercore and ipfs daemon and peers a bundle of starting apps via links in a profile where the router identifies itself. the hypercore daemon replicates these apps but only sparsely replicates peer content, so that peers can find eachother through the mesh node but must exchange updates directly. i think i can prototype this sort of thing but it will take time and money.

- guild: union advocates and organizers are regularly sacked from the industry with impunity. the US is a failed state. organizing at work appears to be a dead-end. we must organize our labor outside of work, but that risks our livelihoods. it is a daunting task to organize a guild, fraught with all the perils of a devshop and then some. i would like to be up to the task but imo i am not. i am increasingly of the belief that the firmer path to a guild is to organize outside of price, to seize the means of survival by producing them yourself and organizing around them directly, such that a mesh guild is supported and driven by this structure.

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the alternet: a roadmap for a different internet 

i want to introduce a five-part plan for a different internet: a user-owned, decentralized and highly encrypted web built up of diverse hardware that can be deployed anywhere in the world. it is the precursor to the sort of internet you could take to the stars.

here are the five parts:

- mesh network: a distributed routing system where routers distribute packets across the mesh without knowing what those packets are or who they come from. (think: batman-adv)

- p2p network: a distributed data layer for applications to utilize, so that peers can route packets knowing what they are and who they come from, so that — for example — one can build complex moderation systems. see: hypercore, ipfs.

- social dns hub: an application that acts as a frontend to a p2p package manager that can download and install applications over the mesh. a user would use this hub to download a facebook clone, for example, which is itself a decentralized application that runs inside the hub. domain names are built up by spidering the link graph of your connections and their connections, out to some configurable distance, so that you retain domain names without a global domain name registry. a google clone could apply pagerank to this set of p2p addresses to give you a perspective-based search. (the beaker browser fulfills this requirement to some extent)

- hardware pipeline: a body of tutorials and purchase points that make it easy to build or acquire mesh nodes. it should be easy to flash an old laptop into a mesh node, or to buy a completed mesh node for $20-30. (freedombone has plenty of tutorials for PCs as well as SBCs, making it a good fit for this)

- guild: a trade union or co-op devoted to upholding technical and labor standards, and to supporting the labor producing the alternet and all its upstream dependencies. these are the folks on the other side of that “buy a mesh node now” button, who also materially support labor organizing throughout the industry. without organized labor girding the alternet, it is impossible to maintain.

I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused 

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

Shipping is too expensive for me in the UK bit if anyone in the US wants a pride flag this company is selling them for just the price of shipping

pridepalace.lgbt/collections/f

Lewd shitpost 

Tired: Oral Sex

Wired: Smash Mouth

Passer une minute à faire ça aurai déjà été une perte de temps mais alors du coup j’en ai passé 30

hot mask take 

it should be added to all human rights list that everyone has a right to conceal their face in public

how often do you clean your downloads folder

Reminder that plants never sit still. All plants everywhere are always jostling about like this.

your regular reminder that censoring words l*ke th*s is actively counterproductive because it bypasses the filters that people set up for themselves

to take an innocuous example, if i use filters to block the word "orange", and you write "or*nge", you have now ensured that i will see a post that i have explicitly tried to get out of my timeline

animal crossing, moderately gross 

honestly beardo looks like he has pubes and I hate it

I know that it's supposed to be belly hair but it... does not look like it

apparently when you fuel a space rocket on pad for testing purposes without going to launch it's called a "wet dress rehearsal".

Like, someone took "dry run", came up with "wet run", and then mashed it together with "dress rehearsal" to come up with "wet dress rehearsal"

animal crossing 

for those who don't know, completionista.com is a great place to keep track of recipes, museum donations, etc. in the game

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