menu: items marked [GF] are gluten free
me: understandable, got it
menu: it doesn't mean girlfriend
me: yeah, i know
menu: ice water [GF]
me: the-- the ice water is my girlfriend? how?? is she okay???

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Oct 24, 2019, 04:18

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Oct 24, 2019, 04:18

Oct 24, 2019, 04:18

ash of your memes @kity@toot.cat

...........jorts......

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Oct 24, 2019, 04:02

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Oct 24, 2019, 04:02

Oct 24, 2019, 04:02

ash of your memes @kity@toot.cat

heh, bepis

**ash of your memes** · Sep 14, 2019, 00:35

ash of your memes boosted

**chicken snuggler** @dthompson@toot.cat · Sep 14, 2019, 00:35

Sep 14, 2019, 00:35

chicken snuggler @dthompson@toot.cat

selfie, ec, chickens

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**ash of your memes** · Sep 12, 2019, 18:32

ash of your memes boosted

**Sargoth (cat aspect)** @Sargoth@toot.cat · Sep 12, 2019, 18:32

Sep 12, 2019, 18:32

Sargoth (cat aspect) @Sargoth@toot.cat

meet beautiful singles in your area
when you see them:
stand still
crouch
reach out your arm
wait for the single to approach
accept headbuffs if given
accept that they might walk away, too
if they stay, pet them for a spell and tell them how cute they are
after a moment of purring, continue with your day, having been graced by the presence of cat

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Sep 12, 2019, 15:49

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Sep 12, 2019, 15:49

Sep 12, 2019, 15:49

ash of your memes @kity@toot.cat

the life of an admin

**ash of your memes** · Sep 08, 2019, 17:07

ash of your memes boosted

**request for comfort** @lightdark@toot.cat · Sep 08, 2019, 17:07

Sep 08, 2019, 17:07

request for comfort @lightdark@toot.cat

instead of undergoing a long sequence to turn into a magical girl many of today's brightest scientific minds often undergo a very rapid transition into an 18th century scientist. this is called a

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Sep 11, 2019, 01:55

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Sep 11, 2019, 01:55

Sep 11, 2019, 01:55

ash of your memes @kity@toot.cat

media is slowly dripping back into existence 👀

**ash of your memes** · Jul 13, 2019, 18:14

ash of your memes boosted

**multiple creatures** @multiple_creatures@monsterpit.net · Jul 13, 2019, 18:14

Jul 13, 2019, 18:14

multiple creatures @multiple_creatures@monsterpit.net

admin psa: make sure users' searches aren't leaking into your server logs!

in your nginx config for mastodon add after the /api/v1/streaming block:

 location /api/v2/search {
    access_log off;
    try_files $uri @proxy;
  }

sanitize your logs:

sed -i '/\/api\/v2\/search\?/d' /var/log/nginx/access.log{,.?}`

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**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Jul 09, 2019, 23:25

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Jul 09, 2019, 23:25

Jul 09, 2019, 23:25

ash of your memes @kity@toot.cat

btw, we are having some issues fetching from other servers over ipv6, but accessing tootcat over ipv6 seems to work just fine. i've disabled ipv6 for the moment and removed the AAAA records so that doesn't cause any issues. if anyone has tips on what the issue could be, i welcome input

#mastoadmin

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Jul 09, 2019, 23:23

**ash of your memes** @kity@toot.cat · Jul 09, 2019, 23:23

Jul 09, 2019, 23:23

ash of your memes @kity@toot.cat

starting to cull old remote accounts that don't exist anymore

**ash of your memes** · May 06, 2019, 20:31

ash of your memes boosted

**tessa** @eryn@toot.cat · May 06, 2019, 20:31

May 06, 2019, 20:31

tessa @eryn@toot.cat

shoutout to everyone out there

constantly going through a lot
in poverty and underpaid for your skills and services
without help for disability
afraid
chronically sick
misgendered
misdiagnosed
traumatized

y'all are the real heros, simply for surviving.

someday I will have money, power, or some measure of influence,
and I will do my inhuman best to uplift you in any and all meaningful ways.

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but for today, I salute you, and hope beyond hope that you able to keep being brave.

**ash of your memes** · Apr 08, 2019, 19:46

ash of your memes boosted

**Selaginella 💔 Lepidophylla** @InvaderXan@sunbeam.city · Apr 08, 2019, 19:46

Apr 08, 2019, 19:46

Selaginella 💔 Lepidophylla @InvaderXan@sunbeam.city

See that white tree there amongst the green ones? I'm not certain, but I think it's an albino.

Like animals, some tress are born as albinos, devoid of pigments due to a genetic mutation. Without photosynthetic pigments, a tree cannot harvest energy from sunlight and normally wouldn't survive. But in a rainforest, any tree will be nurtured by the rest of its community, sharing resources through their roots. Even a tree unable to give anything back.

Image credit: Paulo Whitaker/Reuters