when I was getting my CS degree i took a bunch of phil, social science, and ethics classes for a minor. I can't understand why people wouldn't want to take those.

I got to write a paper about self replicating 3d-printer viruses that would DDOS physical space like locusts

a statement from Portland Assembly on the Portland Police and Patriot Prayer collaborating Show more

Me: i love Mastodon. Decentralized social media all the way. i hope everyone quits Twitter and signs up

Me: *thinks about my co-workers seeing my profile*

Me: some people can stay on Twitter. That's fine

if you are sleepy, do not fight it and try to do things anyway, just do a sleep. you will feel better when you wake up :blobcatsleep:

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No, *you* just spent twenty minutes of your therapy session talking about Steven Universe.

Again.
#stevenuniverse

you, a fool: "big butt"

me, wise machine learning expert: "maximum a posteriori"

RT @SongMagick@twitter.com

The horrors ducks have perpetrated are nameless and dark...

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SongMagick/status/

fucked up that a 4 layer PCB at oshpark costs more than a 7 layer burrito at taco bell. in this economy

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tired: like comment and subscribe
wired: add me to your rss feed

finally I can understand the difference

English is difficult. It can be understood though through tough thorough thought.

Haskell marketing has done its job. every time somebody mentions it, I want a burrito.

Considering doing opportunistic sousveillance of surveillance aircraft by using publicly available webcam feeds with known fields of view combined with known aircraft positions.

"hey my car won't start, mind letting me jump off yours?"

'oh yeah sure um what are y-'

*climbs on the hood and does a cool flip off it*

i found this high-quality math shitpost screencap on my laptop and i have no idea who wrote it, but it should be shared with the world before i delete it from my hard drive

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Toot.Cat

A Mastodon instance for cats, the people who love them, and kindness in general. We strive to be a radically inclusive safe space. By creating an account, you agree to follow our CoC below.

Instance Administration

  • Woozle: Supreme Uberwensch, general support, web hostess
  • Charlotte: tech support, apprentice in warp-drive arcana (aka Mastomaintenance)
  • ash: backend stuff, gay crimes

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