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A terrible thought, as I was trimming my hair over the kitchen trash bin and finding more gray: Do kids these days know the "hello fellow kids" meme?

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"Want to come in," the first dragon said, "and see my hoard of gold?"
"You still sleep on gold?" said the other.
"So what are you on, Bitcoin?"
"Hardly. I hoard pillows."
"Ooh!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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remember

always lewd with end-to-end encryption

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Since I've recently joined the lovely and inclusive toot.cat instance, it seems appropriate to post a picture of Lilah, a Very Sweet Cat.


toot.cat/media/11tostsrXeirp1h

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Technology might destroy jobs, but it's capitalism that made livelihoods dependent on those jobs in the first place.

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anyway here is a bunch of traps of a dragon with a host of Very Polite Kobolds who agree that it's very clever

coinsandscrolls.blogspot.ca/20

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someone should make a code framework for self-hosted servers and call it Petard

so then your app or webpage can claim it's "hosted by its own Petard"

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When you only look as far down as someone's pockets, see denim, assume they're wearing full-length-jeans and stop evaluating, that's jort circuiting

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The exchange rate is 1 bird in hand = 2 birds in bush

so you think, 2 birds in hand = 4 in bush.
So you pick up a second bird and the value of your portfolio increases...

but then, as you attempt to balance 32 birds on your shoulders, you realize the exchange rate has reversed

and you would rather watch a flock of 16 in the bush than be covered in birds

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@garbados I would haunt the internet. I'm that tweet you remember but can't find. That troll comment you finally came up with a come back for only to find it's been deleted. I'm the fanfiction you can remember snippets of but can never remember the name or author. I am a glitch in the system.

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so

if you were a ghost

who or what or where would you haunt

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ohh

rust is as easy to use on windows as it is on any unix

it's currently downloading and building quickly dozens of dependencies without any error or even warning

imagine game development on windows without the days or so of downloading, building and testing all the dependencies with varied bad build systems

it just works, perfectly

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