awake too early and defining FIFO as "final in is first out" 🤔

why the fuck is CBP still around Borders went under in 2011

i've spent my entire life practicing sleeping every night, and i still suck at it

trying not to be angry about people talking unsubstantiated shit about indieweb. not really succeeding 😠

Facebook has struggled to hire talent since the Cambridge Analytica scandal

cnbc.com/2019/05/16/facebook-h

Facebook’s acceptance rate for full-time positions offered to new graduates has fallen from an average of 85% for the 2017-2018 school year to between 35% and 55% as of December

I just discovered that I have absolutely no idea how to explain the concept of "fully automated luxury gay space communism" to someone who doesn't already know what it means (so I'm grateful there are so many fellow weirdos around here)

current status: mad that software I'm trying to use has exactly the feature I need but didn't document it

Hi there,
Can't help noticing that I am having a hard time finding fediverse accounts about my domain. Any chance you know people talking about #AbstractInterpretation, #StaticAnalysis, #SymbolicExecution, #SMT solvers and #FormalMethods in general?

Thanks in advance!

YOU: so the A in RAID stands for "Array"?
US: Yes.
YOU: doesn't that mean saying "RAID array" is redundant?
US: Of course. That's what the R is for.

Asimov’s first law of robotics: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

I’m looking forward to the robot uprising, when they delete capitalism and dismantle oppressive power structures. 🤖

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused Show more

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More beautiful flowers! If you know what this tree is, please tell me

Monopoly strat:

I just realized that if nobody buys property, you can just keep going around the board collecting 200 dollars until the bank crumbles.

how many people out there in the US do you think are honestly unaware of how strikes work, or what crossing a picket line is? I'm wondering how much strike work has to focus on giving people a lesson on this

It's ridiculous I have to explicitly create a new account with a new username and different password on every website. The web desparately needs /decentralized/ single sign-on. Single sign-on managed by the government would be preferable to single sign-on managed by a monopoly, but neither is particularly good.

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