Hi, I sometimes make labels for silly products for you to pick up and gawp at / steal in immersive theatre shows.

Show of hands, who thinks that doing Pavlov's experiments but revamped for use with plants wouldn't yield any results that indicate that plants can memorize things?

Well guess what. It turns out... it looks like some plants can remember things.

I have too many bugs, please stop using computers so I don't get more. Thanks

pretty hilarious how people think everyone having their basic needs met is somehow the greatest evil known to history and humankind

walk up in the club like what up i am EXHAUSTED you guys. everyone else nods. we're all sitting down. the DJ is asleep. it's been a hard week for all of us

currently considering downloading Microsoft's VM image of Internet Explorer to see if this broken web site actually works there

transferred ownership of 8 domain names from me to my business, which is also just me... and received 64 emails total, if I counted right, in the process; 24 of those had links I had to click, and 8 of those only asked for information I had already provided


"take me down to concurrency city where green pretty is grass the girls the and are"

-- a programmer

Some of the neural net teas now exist as Adagio Teas blends! Impressed at how Patricia managed to put together a plausible "Slippery Violet Sands" and a "Winter Snail Glitter Bomb"

me: *starts to get ready*
cat: spend time with me!!
me: *lies down next to cat*
cat: *walks away*
me: *lying on ground*
me, 1hr later: *lying on ground*

you know people think its pretty ridiculous when old people get totally lost using their computer but i get the same way whenever i try to use windows

Ever wondered how it is that #Rust simultaneously bills itself as "safe" and uses `unsafe` code in its stdlib? Learn why: nora.codes/post/what-is-rusts-



with valve's new shader compiler for amd gpus on linux

nier automata now runs faster on linux through proton than it does on windows

is that the new twitter they promised? a twitter that isn't anymore? I like the change

@halcy Bold of you to assume that C has never had any fatalities.

my new programming language, K, is like C but it has fatalities

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