April Fool's advice PSA and advice; implies COVID-19 

I used the neural net GPT-2 to generate some April Fools pranks.

conveniently they're all pranks you play on yourself. or possibly solo performance art.
aiweirdness.com/post/614209593

where do an art thief's minions hang out? 

finally actually saw the "you wouldn't steal a car" PSA for the first time in my life today. I guess I didn't watch any DVDs during its era or something?

If the Depression was so Great, how come there isn't a-- (drowned out by loud shushing)

say what you will about Sisyphus but at least he had job security

The cats were unamused, except Pix, who was happier than ever.

The other cats were put out that additional meals were not being supplied by this increased presence.

But for little Pix, the hands were home and available almost all the time now! All five of them! All hands on Pix!

More chin rubs, belly scratches, nose boops and whisker tickles than she ever thought possible.

In return she purred her bestest songs and snuggled liberally.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday

anpol 

Today, Bandcamp is waiving their share of revenue for anything you buy from any artist on their site! If you can, you should go support some cool artists! daily.bandcamp.com/features/ba

There are also a bunch of labels and artists doing special stuff today: daily.bandcamp.com/features/ar

If you're buying music today while #Bandcamp is waiving their fees, check out my friends' acoustic covers of video game music: tomoclub.bandcamp.com/

pagliacci: honestly there's nothing i can do about your depression. tbh i don't even know why you came to see me, i am but a humble clown, you really should go see a medical professional.

doctor: but pagliacci...

hate to say it but y'all gotta do your damnest to reach a state of resilience and robustness in terms of mental health that you may never have before, under pressure.

it _is_ doable. it fuckin sucks but it is.

play your cards right and when we come out the other side of this stupid shit you'll be hale and hearty and ready to brook no guff from any of the people who architected it.

don't let the bastards get you down. take care of each other.

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with evictions in the US barred, has there been a better time for a rent strike?

Corrected update:

As of yet, no contraindication has been found to taking ibuprofen and/or other NSAIDs if you have coronavirus. While no official decisions have been made, if possible, choose paracetamol / acetaminophen first, unless your healthcare provider has specifically stated you cannot take this.

bbc.com/news/51929628

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