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Warning, I fav and maybe boost every. single. cat. I see.

do y’all wanna see a really fat kangaroo that i saw yesterday

Usually I like to sit on the front porch when it's raining hard, especially if it's been hot, but since the rain is going sideways into the seating area, I think I'll give it a miss. George doesn't seem to be enjoying this.
(I'm surprised it let me upload the video, I wonder what it will come out like on the other end... also, yes, it's recycling + yard waste day tomorrow and our across the road neighbour has been putting that many bags out every other week, plus this week they loaded that many more again into a truck, they're going nuts in their back yard.)

George really loves his little window-ledge. Not pictured: his feet and tail twitching in his kitty-dreams.

Give me the confidence of the salesweasel who cold-emails me Sunday at 1030 saying "floating this to the top of your inbox." Dawg, yours was in the middle of 75 other emails I just also deleted unread.

and if I need to be worried about Maura Tierney, Vicki Lewis, or Khandi Alexander, I give up.

My love for Newsradio is very much a case of valuing art over artists.

If Bill Root ever milkshake ducks I'll be heartbroken, bad enough Joe Rogan and Dave Foley are (at least) MRA-adjacent and Andy Dick is... well, himself.

"I don't know what it is caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it... your head caves in."

do you fold your underwear?

Do you fold your underwear?

Saw an ad for breathable underwear. I don’t want my underwear to breath. That means it’s alive, and what I’m making it do is weird

I've forgotten how to do anything other than refresh the TL and play Pocket Camp and I'm very disappointed in myself

Dude I hate it when there are generals gathered in their masses. it’s just like witches at black masses. That gives me an idea for a song by the way. does masses rhyme with masses or should I go with something like “asses” instead?

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