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for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

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any machine kills fascists if you swing it hard enough

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gun control Show more

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not even a joke. i’ve seen this one tag numerous places. “P I S S”

local tagger just signs “P I S S”

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Request for assistance Show more

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HI
HI WHATS THAT
WHO ARE YOU
I LOVE YOU
WOW
IM SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE
HI
WOW
HI
WHATS THAT OVER THERE
WHATS YOUR NAME

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Just had a flashback to elementary school when we all got mad when Lemony Snicket was supposed to come to our school but he cancelled and his publicist did it instead, and I JUST REALIZED ITS BECAUSE LEMONY SNICKET ISN’T A REAL PERSON AND THE “PUBLICIST” WAS THE ACTUAL AUTHOR

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So you wanna be an anarchist... Show more

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Happy #baturday!!!! Did you know bats are one of the most important pollinators next to bees and butterflies? Another reason to love and protect these cuties.

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blessed, beloved coffee, please enter me and banish this hangover

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I would pay cold hard cash to see an actual youtube-esque series on peertube.

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Money issues, help welcome Show more

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begging. yes, again. Show more

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Friends I've done it. Mastodex is now up! If you don't know what it is, Mastodex is a public listing of Mastodon users in which they are tied to a specific Pokémon of their choosing.

It's in early stages, I'm happy for others to play with it and for people to contribute if they want. It's licensed under the zlib license.

Some features:
- Translations for 4 languages (English, German, Italian, French)
- Clear way to claim your own Pokémon
- Responsive layout
- MissingNo

funkeh.gitlab.io/mastodex

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I wrote a thing about why I believe the best and most useful decentralized applications are going to be the ones that utilize multiple protocols. I imagine a world where ActivityPub, Dat, and Secure ScuttleButt are all seen as tools in a toolbox rather than as ecosystems, and what kind of amazing software we could build with them outside of the central/corporate paradigm.

blog.datproject.org/2019/03/22

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Toot.Cat

A Mastodon instance for cats, the people who love them, and kindness in general. We strive to be a radically inclusive safe space. By creating an account, you agree to follow our CoC below.

Instance Administration

  • Woozle: Supreme Uberwensch, general support, web hostess
  • Charlotte: tech support, apprentice in warp-drive arcana (aka Mastomaintenance)
  • ash: backend stuff, gay crimes

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