crows call me breadlady @garbados@toot.cat
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officer: do you know how fast you were going
me, making arcane hand gestures, muttering precise gibberish:
me, having become the officer:
the former officer, sitting in my place: no i don't officer
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through the looking glass of all your terrors, the sorrow that drives you to cower reflects the will that drives you to fight.
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for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:
- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats
good luck! 🐦
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No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.
grog is lime juice, gin, and water. honestly pretty good
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I'm sorry I'm so sexy 😞 I can't help being forklift certified 🥺
to all the javascriptees
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good morning comrades
death to america!
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cucking the pope by talking directly to god myself
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i love seeing "death to america" in the chat
"la revolution"
i think i like this show because it leans into the death cult of western imperialism. hell yeah the rich will ask you to die for them. and then they will literally eat you.
"you're sick"
"oh thanks doc"
"no i mean you are unwell"
"hell yeah"
"damnit, you have a disease!"
"alright, i'm down with the sickness"
saw gavin newsom tweet "this is sick" and it honestly took me a second to realize he wasn't talking about something awesome
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@FirstProgenitor so basically what you're saying is: bat version of this
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This shouldn't even be a radical opinion, this shouldn't be a fringe ideology, it's remarkably simple and uncontroversial, but because of the context of our world, because of the stigmas built up so carefully by centuries of capitalism and imperialism, this seemingly simple tenant is widely vilified. People are afraid of socialism, communism, anarchism and so on because they've been conditioned their whole lives into believing that cynical belief in the individual above all. Opportunity means nothing at all in a world where nobody starts of on a level playing field.
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A life with dignity ought to be guaranteed. Certain basic respects are owed to all people regardless of background, conditions, gender, nationality, ethnicity, or any other status. Necessities, basic ones, like food, clean water & air, rest, and shelter are simply not guaranteed under capitalism, and neither are many other human rights which are so flippantly ignored whenever it suits the ruling class' interests.
idgaf what language we’re using. he’s “loo-ee cat-orz” or “the sun king”
louis xiv is more accurately quoted in this instance as saying, “the state? it me”
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@garbados Nouns are bad. Only adjectives and verbs.
glad to see pronoun discourse has fully condensed into whether pronouns are good or bad. i hope next we can take nouns down a peg.
i saw red durkin perform the day before i well and truly came out to myself so she bears at least some responsibility for *gestures vaguely* this
