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officer: do you know how fast you were going
me, making arcane hand gestures, muttering precise gibberish:
me, having become the officer:
the former officer, sitting in my place: no i don't officer

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through the looking glass of all your terrors, the sorrow that drives you to cower reflects the will that drives you to fight.

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for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

All those who speak will be criminals, and crime is cool. Therefore, the country will instantly become much cooler. It still will be the world's nastiest piece of work, but it is a small aesthetic touch that will help to ease our collective daily burdens

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If elected president, I will outlaw all speech

The Satanic Temple just announced a Satanic Ritual Abortion, placing the medical procedure under the protections of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act! 👏 announcement.thesatanictemple.

re: pdxpol 

i think maybe we should arm up and defend ourselves from the occupier, in minecraft. ambush some motherfuckers. in minecraft. put the fear of god in those minecraft bastards.

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i can't stop thinking about police slashing the snack van's tires. like. they're just. out there. untouchable. doing whatever the fuck they want, and no bourgeois government is going to do anything about it. i know that isn't news but i guess today i am especially startled by it. death to america, death to police, etc.

the way capitalism strip-mines genres for amenable themes, divorcing it as much as possible from any radical suggestions, is like... actually staggering. it is an astonishing feat of normalization to portrary these hellscapes without any meaningful critique of the hell we live.

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if your cyberpunk isn't political you never understood cyberpunk

this remains the best possible response to being asked about your gender

you think liberals will oppose the police state? do you really? think about it now. do you?

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