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Once upon a time he was sweet and innocent, and then he discovered the hellsite

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@brennen I mean mostly I just figured out the issue under contention and then produced this dank meme while everyone else was arguing

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Back up on the moor, really cold air from the South West now. Just found a liberty cap about 7 inches long. I saw someone gathering shrooms up here a couple of days ago then casually walking down the road with a plastic carrier bag full. What people don't realise is these are now class A in the UK and getting caught with that amount can land you in serious trouble, 'intent to supply' a class A drug kind of trouble.

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when you regret open sourcing Java because eventually your daughter has to learn it

"What is an SBOM?"
"Shit"
"Hey you can't just SAY that"
"Okay I'll tweet it"
"It's a HASH of shit"

Saying no to more things and hearing how @stephenaugustus has had to learn to scale himself is a lesson I think we can't get enough of in OSS.

N.B. my 14 hour SRE shifts (48h actually) were non-optional

Ahhhhhh @ParisInBmore gave me a shoutout in her keynote 😳😳 💖💖

.@decodebytes keynoting in a Boards of Canada shirt!!!

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✨ Outreachy is hiring a community manager. ✨ You will communicate with @outreachy applicants, interns, and mentors. Open mailbox with raised flag You will work remotely for 30 to 40 hours per week.

Please apply by Oct 31!

outreachy.org/blog/2021-10-14/

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Come work with me, @sagesharp, @anna, Marina and Tony! It's a wonderful team to be a part of, with a great mission!

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Reading my alumni newsletter, it seems that dreaded moment a professor warned me about has come to pass: I keep getting older, but the frosh have stopped getting younger

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Whyyy do people insist on giving folks in positions of power the benefit of the doubt? I don't even give _myself_ the benefit of the doubt when I'm in a position of power. Come on people, this is literally what "conflict of interest" rules are about -- no benefit of the doubt.

abpoli, silly 

Please appreciate this 100% legitimate Senate candidate (no Senators are not elected, yes I have no idea why Albertans vote for them): votethunders.ca/

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I just wrote a new Monthly Memento item about the Internet of Shit, here it is.

Supposedly there's an aurora visible tonight in Seattle but I'm looking north and I can't see anything :( beautiful moon, though

Yet another "society wasn't designed for people to live alone in this situation, huh" moment

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I sprained my ankle on Saturday for the first time ever and this really sucks, lolsob

This is my first pilea propagation! I hope it does okay, I did manage to get a good cluster of roots when I cut and transplanted @plants

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