gross boby stuff, dementia 

Greetings from Gainesville, FL, where my sister & I have spent the last three days discovering, cleaning up, and preventing messes financial and logistical that our mother with "mild cognitive impairment" made. Moral: plan for when your parents start declining mentally, and don't hesitate to execute.

I got dumped on Sunday afternoon. 😢 I do have one other girlfriend, but she lives 70 miles from me. On the market: one well-preserved trans lesbian.

SistaWendy boosted

I offer Public Universal Friend, reborn genderless in 1776, as a counterpoint to people who think non-binary identities are a new thing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_U

Darn. It's been too long since I tooted again. Let's just say that the Folsom Street Fair is my happy place.

Hey hairy elephant people, is anyone besides me going to the Folsom Street Fair? I'm flying down on Wednesday.

@woozle Do we have a place for reporting suspicious account? I got a follow request from one with no visible toots, no followers, and 112 following: @Sorreltyree.

Oh, rats. I keep forgetting to post here. Lesse: I've been going to raves in the woods. They're pretty good.

Aw, damn. I keep forgetting to post here. Happy Pride, everyone? The Trans Pride march had huge turnout and no... incidents. I had a lovely Dyke March and date in my new corset. And I recommend the Wildrose in Seattle for after the everybody parade.

This toot brought to you by dining in Ballard and (ahem) recreational activities in Tukwila.

Pet theory: all the cool stuff in the Seattle area is getting squeezed into industrial parks and wide arterials, i.e. places too unwalkable to be expensive.

So. I, uh, had two dates in one day on Saturday. I think that's a personal record. It turns out I just love both toppy little Burner lawyers and big, lewd Vikings who attack my castle.

I have claimed my ex's car for the queers: one trip from Seattle to Olympia for a date, two to Everett for dinner hosted by a cute bi lady, and one makeout in the front seat in Seattle.

is the queen of the whole-word typo: whole word deletions & insertions, one correctly spelled word substituted for another, etc.

wouldn't mind driving from Seattle to Olympia & back for dates quite so much if Tacoma weren't in the way.

@woozle More followbots? @/moanlisa@daffodil-11.org and @/gunner@daffodil-11.org

And oh by the way, Leather folk are pretty patriotic: there was an a capella rendition of the national anthem at the start of the contest, and the veteran in front of me saluted.

So I went to the Washington State Mr. & Ms. Leather and Bootblack contest on Saturday. I... don't really get it. But the femmes in all their finery were fine entertainment! I think we were all agreed on that.

Good: surprise dates! Bad: a girlfriend who gets night terrors.

Things I thought would never happen: seeing pop locking in a burlesque show, running into the rabbi who married me while out clubbing.

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