I just remembered to toot again. I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go.

A first: I heard my bus driver announce, "Fare enforcement is here" just seconds before they got on. Was this to give people more time to get their proof of payment out, or to bail out? We'll never know.

kink 

My ankle is still broken, but I've managed to get flogged and clawed while cuffed to a rack and wearing a medical boot on one foot.

O hai. I broke my ankle on my birthday. I've gotten really good at crutch walking since then, though.

gross boby stuff, dementia 

I now know what it smells like when my mother shits herself. This happened at least twice in the last week. I'm lucky the smell left my rental car before I had to leave Florida. And it's a good thing I had that rental car, too: I ended up running lots of errands for her, half of which she argued with me about. Perfect weather and a visit to the University Club, Gainesville's only queer bar, don't quite make up for all that.

Greetings from Gainesville, FL, where my sister & I have spent the last three days discovering, cleaning up, and preventing messes financial and logistical that our mother with "mild cognitive impairment" made. Moral: plan for when your parents start declining mentally, and don't hesitate to execute.

I got dumped on Sunday afternoon. 😢 I do have one other girlfriend, but she lives 70 miles from me. On the market: one well-preserved trans lesbian.

Darn. It's been too long since I tooted again. Let's just say that the Folsom Street Fair is my happy place.

Hey hairy elephant people, is anyone besides me going to the Folsom Street Fair? I'm flying down on Wednesday.

@woozle Do we have a place for reporting suspicious account? I got a follow request from one with no visible toots, no followers, and 112 following: @Sorreltyree@cooler.mom.

Oh, rats. I keep forgetting to post here. Lesse: I've been going to raves in the woods. They're pretty good.

Aw, damn. I keep forgetting to post here. Happy Pride, everyone? The Trans Pride march had huge turnout and no... incidents. I had a lovely Dyke March and date in my new corset. And I recommend the Wildrose in Seattle for after the everybody parade.

This toot brought to you by dining in Ballard and (ahem) recreational activities in Tukwila.

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Pet theory: all the cool stuff in the Seattle area is getting squeezed into industrial parks and wide arterials, i.e. places too unwalkable to be expensive.

So. I, uh, had two dates in one day on Saturday. I think that's a personal record. It turns out I just love both toppy little Burner lawyers and big, lewd Vikings who attack my castle.

I have claimed my ex's car for the queers: one trip from Seattle to Olympia for a date, two to Everett for dinner hosted by a cute bi lady, and one makeout in the front seat in Seattle.

is the queen of the whole-word typo: whole word deletions & insertions, one correctly spelled word substituted for another, etc.

wouldn't mind driving from Seattle to Olympia & back for dates quite so much if Tacoma weren't in the way.

@woozle More followbots? @/moanlisa@daffodil-11.org and @/gunner@daffodil-11.org

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