*dives into a pile of your freshly dried laundry* warm.... :blobmiou: *sheds tiny white pixels all over it*

A lot of people wonder why Alexis spends her free time turning clouds into cats. I think they’re asking the wrong questions. Why wouldn’t you do this? Bunch of weirdos if you ask me. 🐈 ☁️ 🌙

*puts one paw in front of the other*
*keeps doing it*
*at an ever faster pace*
*it's quite an elaborate dance*

meet beautiful singles in your area
when you see them:
stand still
crouch
reach out your arm
wait for the single to approach
accept headbuffs if given
accept that they might walk away, too
if they stay, pet them for a spell and tell them how cute they are
after a moment of purring, continue with your day, having been graced by the presence of cat

*floofs majestically for a moment, then goofs as you reach for your camera*

become the current cat status you want to see in the world

*walks into the other room*
*meows once*
*walks back in again*

did we do it?
did we migrate the media?
have we become upgraded?
meow?

why is this your immediate reaction when you see my computer... please

this is Anaximander
every time I see his stupid floofy head, my heart goes
stupid floofy head <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

*looks straight at a very particular point in the air*
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