Sargoth (cat aspect) @Sargoth@toot.cat

I am cat
I want
a few things

a nap
a nom
a pet
an inanimate object to stalk

to be let in
to be let out
to be let in
to be let out
to be let in
to be let out
to be let in
to be let out

a nom
a nap

slow, gentle boops as radical praxis

*flomps upon you and falls into an inspired nap*

a cat and a gentleboop

it's dangerous to go alone
take this
*gently boops you*

can't hug every cat
but
nothing says we can't cherish those moments when we are allowed to hug 'em :3

cats

*walks up to you, gently boops your snoot, then meanders off*

*goes to the bowl and nibbles exactly one nom*

*walks up to you and, without preamble, falls asleep on your arm*

*looks up at an impossibly high ledge*
*prrrp*
*jumps atop it*

nom the data

*looks at IPv6 stack*
*slowly pushes it off a table*
*meows*

cats lead to pets
pets lead to purrs
purrs lead to naps
all of these things are good
carry on

*u-boats back and forth under a blanket*

what if
a multitude of cats

*tries to boop a nearby hooman*
[it's too warm to move]
*does it telepathically instead, and commences nap mode*

cats that are also round boys