I went outside and met a catte :3
whomst purred on me :3

I have cat hair on my pants
as was foretold by the prophecy

*meows from the other room*
*meows from the other other room*
*meows from behind you*
*meows from outside*
*meows from an unidentified yet clearly audible fifth dimension*

*headbuffs you from a distance slightly too far away from being petted*

My buddy: so I got on mastodon and I don't know what's happening. All I see is cats. I scrolled for so long, just cats

*meows from across the room*
*headbuffs you*

*stares with great challenge directly into the eyes of a mote of dust*

*sees a giant obsidian statue of a cat*
it me
but smaller

*walks forward*
*encounters a wall*
*keeps walking, upwards*

*utilizes the static electricity of the floof to levitate to and fro*

*makes a short half-meow, trusting telepathy to do the rest*

*flomps once*
*flomps twice*
*flomps thrice*
*initiates a long series of flomps*

tired: a place to put stuff

wired: a place where a cat might want to hang out, if only for a few minutes every other month

Me: The catgirl at the end of the world
TCatEotW, far far away: nya

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