I was told there would be cats
[a thousand shadows slink away into the night]

embrace your inner cat, and your outer cat will embrace you

Me: I was told there would be cats
Cat: damn straight you were. word of my glorious presence has spread far and wide, impressing simple minds through sheer force of mimesis
Me: meowmesis
Cat: yes

[a single cat approaches unhurriedly, and upon getting close enough to speak, it does]:
I contain multitudes

*gently increases your peace of mind by falling asleep on your rectangular glowing thingy*

*adopts a pose of supreme confidence, barring the way to anyone who would dare pass*
*does not change pose as a number of people pass with great regularity*

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A Mastodon instance for cats, the people who love them, and kindness in general. We strive to be a radically inclusive safe space. By creating an account, you agree to follow our CoC below.

Instance Administration

  • Woozle: Supreme Uberwensch, general support, web hostess
  • Charlotte: tech support, apprentice in warp-drive arcana (aka Mastomaintenance)
  • ash: backend stuff, gay crimes

The Project: