Ladlemen, genties, and denizens of all other points in genderspace, @Pip has left the lap.
But we took this photo to prove that he once was here! We shall look fondly upon this photo as a sweet memory of those all-too-brief times we spent together and...
...oh wait, he's back now.
https://toot.cat/media/n-odXMRb9EEbiMV9mdc https://toot.cat/media/pmS2uF1PSqNSbk1iGOI
This lap seems to have all the appropriate accommodations and is also warm. 10/10 would interrupt again.
I will let you know when I am done with the skritchings.
I am still using them now, though.
I'll be done in awhile.
Don't wait up.
Oh hey, a lap! Let me see if it's safe.
Don't worry, I will test it for you.
I will let you know if it is safe.
This may take some time.
Okay, got two paws on now... so far no explosions or yelling...
UPDATE: I AM SITTING ON THE LAP! But I think it needs more testing. Let me see if nuzzling the hands makes the skritchings work.
I will get back to you.
https://wiki.hypertwins.org/Pip
he / him / mrraaaughgh
aka "Dogboy"
April 2002 - March 2019
It's all my fault.