Mx Lottie 💜​ @LottieVixen@toot.cat

now that i am a famous person, i think it's finally time for my nyt opinion piece on cancel culture

is there a website that will show you a world vaccination progress bar?

you know how in movies when a character is being hacked and they open up some source code for something and all the letters are being jumbled in real time?

that's definitely not how computers work, but imagine how terrifying it would be if that happened to you in real life?

if ur company thinks that "every month is pride month", why do u only ever talk about it during june?

Part 1 of the synth shelf ✨

nobody will ever pass through the same space as you are right now.

[aggressively swiping right]

once again disappointed that this isn't the size of an average man

hackers wear a black hoodie and balaclava actually just statistical error
real hackers wear a maid costume and an uwu mask

USA reporters article about Brits buying more automatic cars - not 100% accurate as reason we are buying them isn't (yet) because of EV's/wanting to be "green", its because driving stick really isn't fun on congested roads (including motorways!)

Most EV/hybrid buyers are boomers/later Gen X who have already been driving automatics; the younger folk in driving schools are more likely to buy small petrol cars with dual clutch transmission when they get their licences..

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2021-06-09/british-motorists-move-away-from-manual-transmission-vehicles

yooooooo, wtf is this country and why are all the great hackers from there ???

the twitter ads are basically encouraging me to make a meth lab

won't post the full story here as the tldr is more than enough, but my "let's quickly try out tinder again" experiment ended like this:

tinder shadowbans trans people for recreating their accounts (no name change option), support will tell you that nothing is unusual about your account (so they dont have to admit to shadowbanning) but actually lift the restriction on your account.