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My Random Pattern Generator is now up on Mastodon at @patternrandom

When you wanna be really racist but you are a kid

RT @kidd_gorgeous@twitter.com

🐸 Poggers οΌ°ο½Œο½ο½™ο½‡ο½’ο½ο½•ο½Žο½„

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kidd_gorgeous/stat

RT @bradfitz@twitter.com

Kid just asked me whether there was a negative zero.

I knew this day would come but I wasn't quite ready to have The Talk about IEEE 754 quite yet.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/bradfitz/status/14

RT @zapatistarising@twitter.com

"everything is abuse now"

well, yea. we have normalized abusive power structures within families, communities, churches, corporations, governments & even friendships that yea it is everywhere. it's insidious & most don't want to face it. they want to pretend it's just "bad" ppl

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/zapatistarising/st

RT @IwriteOK@twitter.com

why yes i would like to adopt a tiny, semi-feral animal with a lifespan just a fraction of my own and then make it's continued survival the lynchpin of my mental health

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/14

RT @Elvenhound@twitter.com

I'm literally crying today is the first time I heard prosody I had no idea how much I was missing from a conversation

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Elvenhound/status/

RT @SoftAnnaLee@twitter.com

Idk how many folks have made this particular symbol; but we didn't come across one. So we made it ourselves.

The transgender therian symbol. πŸ’›

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SoftAnnaLee/status

RT @Spottycub@twitter.com

@pervocracy@twitter.com 2002: A hacker will steal your credit card number

2022: A dildo will steal your monkeys

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Spottycub/status/1

RT @Foone@twitter.com

Who is playing with the Black Mirror Plot Generator again? It's showing up in my Twitter ads

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Foone/status/14827

"Eat the rich" was a bad idea actually

RT @elevatorcore@twitter.com

I thought Kanye West's skinned monkey art was going to be the worst thing I've seen all day but this is even worse. It's like they took the premise of Brandon Cronenberg's Antiviral but made it even more disturbing.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/elevatorcore/statu

RT @elevatorcore@twitter.com

I thought Kanye West's skinned monkey art was going to be the worst thing I've seen all day but this is even worse. It's like they took the premise of Brandon Cronenberg's Antiviral but made it even more disturbing.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/elevatorcore/statu

Lewd, Plural stuff 

I like that I was called "the most blatantly sexual member of the system"
- Delilah

There is a song called hardcore vibes and I hear "hard coro vibes" instead and started to think if a coroutine could be implemented in hardware for some reason

Conjurer who goes "unarmed" into battle but still win using their weapons

RT @EnyoFembycat@twitter.com

Cum drunk cat says good test cream,,, stream!

We came 4 or 5 or 6? times.
@GaigeNeumann@twitter.com is so on our collab list
@GoatSara@twitter.com made us get very loud and bluescreen
and of course @EnnuiEspada@twitter.com left us mewling more than once

No VoD cuz test night but wish we had one for you cuz damn

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/EnyoFembycat/statu

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Toot.Cat

On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat β€” and that's totally okay.