When you have a moment of clarity and realise that "Rockstar Programmer" means "This is someone with ADHD who we haven't burned out yet".
This should be a LinkedIn post.
(You know you want to. You can, you know. Just open up that site and post. It'll only take a minute. Then you'll have done it.)
@zygmyd [toot.cat] I don’t have a LinkedIn account.
Sensible.