more #epigram:
Once upon a time, the hideous slime walked clumsily into the World Trade Center and forgot the White House. Arnold Schwarzenegger slithered mercilessly along the wood and mangled the national trade deficit. Pooh and Piglet crawled precariously along the river and beside the White House. "Great protracted rodental magnification techniques!", they exclaimed.
The End.
(...and now, I should start dinner.)