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@tcql@octodon.social @sydneyfalk @djsundog

I'd sign up, but I don't have a garage. <sads>

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@woozle @tcql [octodon.social] @djsundog

good question! it's actually Sundog's garage, it's large enough for 1500 people with equipment

there will be at least 300 drummers

chao help us all, this garage band may destroy civilization

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@sydneyfalk @tcql@octodon.social @djsundog

Also: are we going to do covers of "We Are the World" and "Do They Know It's Christmas"?

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@woozle @sydneyfalk @tcql [octodon.social] very yes as a megamashup called We Are Christmas Only We Know Do They Think I'm Sexy

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@djsundog @sydneyfalk @tcql@octodon.social

I think we need to write a WAtW-style Mastodon anthem.

And then have every Mastodonian who wants to and possesses a microphone sing a line.

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@woozle @sydneyfalk @tcql [octodon.social] like just a bucket full of recorded lines though, like, whatever line someone makes up, and we will just write the song in post production

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@djsundog @sydneyfalk @tcql@octodon.social

I'm going to make up a bunch and beat the rush.

🎵
Leave tweeting for the birds
Come join the federation
There's sharks and lots of gay for you and meeee
We're marching hand in hand
All across our scary nation
Well anyway I mean metaphoricalleeee.....
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@tcql@octodon.social @sydneyfalk @djsundog

🎵
You don't have to be a star
To get our validation
I mean, lots of us don't even watch teeveeee...
Just keep your shitposts short
lewd selfies in moderation
and make sure that you've read the CoC.
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I swear, Ima write some verses and a proper chorus next...

@djsundog @sydneyfalk @tcql@octodon.social

🎵
(chorus)
We're Mastodon, we're Mastodon
We don't care how you carry on
We're Mastodon, your frozen fruit is in the waste bin
We're Mastodon, we're Mastodon
We won't miss you when you're gone
feel free to dump your rants all over PasteBin.
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