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We built a magnificent machine, us despised wimps and wusses, despite the constant jeering and abuse from the bullies.

...and then they figured out they could make it throw mud-pies, and that was the end of that.

(It was just salt in the wounds when they started breaking off bits of it for clubs to beat us senseless so we wouldn't try to get it back.)

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