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Sargoth (cat aspect) @Sargoth

Boop if you have a cat on you
Bap if it has taken legal and ontological possession of your mortal coil, without much fuss or objection on your part

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@Sargoth Cat is not on me at this exact moment, but cat is nonetheless the cause of my having to stop what I was doing just now and get up and go Do Different Things. It is also sitting all over my mortal coil, which is now covered in fine hairs.

Not sure whether I qualify for bapping, booping, or other under this plan. Please advise.

@woozle pet the catte and provide for it at all times and all things