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@jayeless That seems very reasonable. How is the cuddling going?

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@futurebird Actually, she was supremely magnanimous, and gave me a reprieve after 20 minutes so she could watch pigeons through the window πŸ˜† I'm sure there’ll be more cuddles later!

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@jayeless we almost named this girl gidget. Fortunately we picked Penny instead

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Now at https://infosec.exchange/@grumpasaurus

Fractional CTO @ Bucket Listers. Follow for food thoughts with sprinkling of tech
#chicago
#taiwan #台灣
#groceryshopping

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CTO @ Bucket Listers
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It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in #Chicago

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@grumpasaurus Oh, Penny is a great name, too!

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@jayeless ...from Gidget's latest sensational winter blockbuster, \"Bed Blanket Bingo\"

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1965-2165

See https://toot.cat/@woozle/109497174033876468 for extended profile

https://justmytoots.com/@woozle@toot.cat

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