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Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"116389594389921901","created_at":"2026-04-12T03:24:29.861Z","in_reply_to_id":null,"in_reply_to_account_id":null,"sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116389594389921901","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless/116389594389921901","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":2,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":false,"content":"<p>I hate when Indie takes like a five-minute nap at 10am and then refuses to go down for her regular midday nap 😑 She's like, \"Nope, that was enough sleep for me, thanks!\"</p>","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Mona for iPhone","website":"https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp"},"account":{"id":"220353","username":"jayeless","acct":"jayeless","display_name":"Jessica Smith","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2021-04-26T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>Socialist in Melbourne, interested in languages, history, society, technology, novel-writing and computer games. I also post a bit about my cat, my baby and my partner. Politics account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span>. Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"116378305700929815","created_at":"2026-04-10T03:33:38.141Z","in_reply_to_id":null,"in_reply_to_account_id":null,"sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":null,"uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116378305700929815/activity","url":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116378305700929815/activity","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":0,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":null,"content":"","reblog":{"id":"116376417898528530","created_at":"2026-04-09T19:33:32.000Z","in_reply_to_id":null,"in_reply_to_account_id":null,"sensitive":true,"spoiler_text":"Pronouns","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://mastodon.nz/users/leighelse/statuses/116376417873690378","url":"https://mastodon.nz/@leighelse/116376417873690378","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":8,"favourites_count":1,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"content":"<p>English discarded pronouns for \"the two of us\", which is perhaps a shame ...</p><p><a href=\"https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260408-the-extinct-english-words-for-just-the-two-of-us\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bbc.com/future/article/2026040</span><span class=\"invisible\">8-the-extinct-english-words-for-just-the-two-of-us</span></a></p><p>'Is there any chance the extinct English dual pronouns might return one day, turning Bill Withers' \"Just the Two of Us\" into \"Just Wit\", and Taylor Swift's \"Our Song\" into \"Uncer Song\"? Based on Birkett's historical examples, a comeback seems unlikely: once the dual fell out of use, it did not reappear. </p><p>However, surely, the future of our pronouns is whatever we want it to be. Perhaps wit – you and me – could make a start, and sprinkle some lost pronouns into our conversations today?'</p>","reblog":null,"account":{"id":"109311949534447095","username":"leighelse","acct":"leighelse@mastodon.nz","display_name":"leighelse{}","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-07T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>I've spent half my working life as a broadcaster and half as a software developer. Along the way I've been a professional musician, and an assistant to apiarists and undertakers (although not at the same time).</p><p>I live in Whanganui, where I write and record music, write web and desktop software utilities for my own amusement, and enjoy biking, reading and travelling.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.nz/@leighelse","uri":"https://mastodon.nz/users/leighelse","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/cache/accounts/avatars/109/311/949/534/447/095/original/a4326693d785567e.jpg","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/cache/accounts/avatars/109/311/949/534/447/095/original/a4326693d785567e.jpg","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/cache/accounts/headers/109/311/949/534/447/095/original/b1fc5d0af2c7fd31.jpg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/cache/accounts/headers/109/311/949/534/447/095/original/b1fc5d0af2c7fd31.jpg","header_description":"","followers_count":662,"following_count":440,"statuses_count":2846,"last_status_at":"2026-04-18","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Music","value":"<a href=\"https://sidesister.bandcamp.com/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">sidesister.bandcamp.com/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":null},{"name":"Website","value":"<a href=\"https://www.else.co.nz/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">else.co.nz/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":null}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":{"url":"https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260408-the-extinct-english-words-for-just-the-two-of-us","title":"Wit, unker, git: The lost medieval pronouns of English intimacy","description":"Tales of love and adventure from 1,000 years ago reveal a dazzling range of now-extinct English pronouns. 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I also post a bit about my cat, my baby and my partner. Politics account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span>. Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"116378287856710955","created_at":"2026-04-10T03:29:05.857Z","in_reply_to_id":"116376003399054459","in_reply_to_account_id":"109390095763296987","sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116378287856710955","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless/116378287856710955","replies_count":1,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":2,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":false,"content":"<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@hollie\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>hollie</span></a></span> Could not agree with you more! I actually love eBooks – as someone with a disability I find them much easier to read one-handed than paper books (where I get a fatigued hand holding them open), and I love that I can buy hundreds of them without having to find storage for all of them in our flat. The problem is and has always been capitalism pressuring companies to institute locked-down systems, DRM, planned obsolescence of reading devices, and so forth</p>","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Mona for iPhone","website":"https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp"},"account":{"id":"220353","username":"jayeless","acct":"jayeless","display_name":"Jessica Smith","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2021-04-26T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>Socialist in Melbourne, interested in languages, history, society, technology, novel-writing and computer games. I also post a bit about my cat, my baby and my partner. Politics account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span>. Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[{"id":"109390095763296987","username":"hollie","url":"https://social.coop/@hollie","acct":"hollie@social.coop"}],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"116378273177974965","created_at":"2026-04-10T03:25:21.879Z","in_reply_to_id":null,"in_reply_to_account_id":null,"sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":null,"uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116378273177974965/activity","url":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116378273177974965/activity","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":0,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":null,"content":"","reblog":{"id":"116376003399054459","created_at":"2026-04-09T17:48:06.000Z","in_reply_to_id":null,"in_reply_to_account_id":null,"sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://social.coop/users/hollie/statuses/116376003296509344","url":"https://social.coop/@hollie/116376003296509344","replies_count":11,"reblogs_count":28,"favourites_count":61,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"content":"<p>People are complaining about Amazon's refusal to take care of old Kindles and then saying this is why they only read \"real\" books. </p><p>The problem was never digital books, the problem is the corporate ecosystem, which sucks in a thousand different ways. Complain about that, not the existence of eBooks. </p><p>I love \"real\" books, I literally make real books by hand, but I also love digital books. One can break the DRM and free those beloved weightless little tomes into your own hands, for you to keep forever and ever (provided you back them up of course). I read far more than I could otherwise by using a digital format for about 70% of my reading. </p><p>Please stop shitting on eBooks, when Amazon the company is RIGHT THERE. </p><p><a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/books\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>books</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/eBooks\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>eBooks</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/Bookstodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>Bookstodon</span></a></p>","reblog":null,"account":{"id":"109390095763296987","username":"hollie","acct":"hollie@social.coop","display_name":"Hollie","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-20T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>Enthusiastic about <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/community\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>community</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/nature\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>nature</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/Brompton\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>Brompton</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/bikes\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>bikes</span></a>, kindness, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/puns\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>puns</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/tea\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>tea</span></a>, funny stories, personal websites, lichen, bags, space, boats, hobbits, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/Ukulele\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>Ukulele</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/UrbanSketching\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>UrbanSketching</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/watercolors\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>watercolors</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/books\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>books</span></a>, laughing, ham radio, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/bicycling\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>bicycling</span></a>, <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/monsterdon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>monsterdon</span></a></p><p><a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/MECFS\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>MECFS</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/AuDHD\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>AuDHD</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.coop/tags/MCAS\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#<span>MCAS</span></a></p><p>GenX, happily married to <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@gregtitus\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>gregtitus</span></a></span> for 30 yrs, mom of two adult kids (one hard-of-hearing, one autistic trans). Wears heart on sleeve. 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The busy Woodpecker, Made stiller by her sound, The inviolable quietness.”","blurhash":"UNMs$QRj_4niVrRjbIjY?cs.RikCIUj@oJRk"},{"id":"116351369612952795","type":"image","url":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/cache/media_attachments/files/116/351/369/612/952/795/original/1e4b73ae93745200.png","preview_url":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/cache/media_attachments/files/116/351/369/612/952/795/small/1e4b73ae93745200.png","remote_url":"https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/351/351/593/015/356/original/d967a3bd046995b7.png","preview_remote_url":null,"text_url":null,"meta":{"original":{"width":600,"height":968,"size":"600x968","aspect":0.6198347107438017},"small":{"width":378,"height":610,"size":"378x610","aspect":0.6196721311475409}},"description":"1939s underground poster featuring a heron.   RIVER CLIFFORD & ROSEMARY Search down the marge to find some shady pool Where we may rest awhile and moor our boat. 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When I do have to do it, though, I'm hyperaware of it for the reasons you say. When I sit down I first take the phone out and hold it in my hand, or put it in my lap so I don't squash it 😅</p>","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Mona for iPhone","website":"https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp"},"account":{"id":"220353","username":"jayeless","acct":"jayeless","display_name":"Jessica Smith","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2021-04-26T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>Socialist in Melbourne, interested in languages, history, society, technology, novel-writing and computer games. I also post a bit about my cat, my baby and my partner. Politics account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span>. Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[{"id":"109390095763296987","username":"hollie","url":"https://social.coop/@hollie","acct":"hollie@social.coop"}],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"116334521736948885","created_at":"2026-04-02T09:58:47.866Z","in_reply_to_id":"116333896744348961","in_reply_to_account_id":"109302821737946724","sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116334521736948885","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless/116334521736948885","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":1,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":"2026-04-02T09:59:20.644Z","local_only":false,"content":"<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://aus.social/@jessta\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>jessta</span></a></span> And I read this post while catching free public transport home from that conference 😎</p>","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Mona for iPhone","website":"https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp"},"account":{"id":"220353","username":"jayeless","acct":"jayeless","display_name":"Jessica Smith","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2021-04-26T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>Socialist in Melbourne, interested in languages, history, society, technology, novel-writing and computer games. I also post a bit about my cat, my baby and my partner. Politics account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span>. Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[{"id":"109302821737946724","username":"jessta","url":"https://aus.social/@jessta","acct":"jessta@aus.social"}],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}},{"id":"116291901638829673","created_at":"2026-03-25T21:19:56.783Z","in_reply_to_id":"116289728920412592","in_reply_to_account_id":"111055259863819267","sensitive":false,"spoiler_text":"","visibility":"public","language":"en","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless/statuses/116291901638829673","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless/116291901638829673","replies_count":0,"reblogs_count":0,"favourites_count":0,"quotes_count":0,"edited_at":null,"local_only":false,"content":"<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/activitypub/tinyroofnail\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">@<span>tinyroofnail</span></a></span> Awwww. So heartwarming 🥰</p>","reblog":null,"application":{"name":"Mona for iPhone","website":"https://mastodon.social/@MonaApp"},"account":{"id":"220353","username":"jayeless","acct":"jayeless","display_name":"Jessica Smith","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2021-04-26T00:00:00.000Z","note":"<p>Socialist in Melbourne, interested in languages, history, society, technology, novel-writing and computer games. I also post a bit about my cat, my baby and my partner. Politics account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span>. Auxlangs account at <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://polyglot.city/@jayeless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jayeless</span></a></span> 😃</p>","url":"https://toot.cat/@jayeless","uri":"https://toot.cat/users/jayeless","avatar":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/avatars/000/220/353/original/5ad5e4a38af03d94.png","avatar_description":"","header":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_static":"https://pool.jortage.com/tootcat/accounts/headers/000/220/353/original/2e67b1f031a746b1.jpeg","header_description":"","followers_count":516,"following_count":289,"statuses_count":3736,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"show_media":true,"show_media_replies":true,"show_featured":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Homepage","value":"<a href=\"https://www.jayeless.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.net</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2021-04-26T12:59:05.478+00:00"},{"name":"omg.lol","value":"<a href=\"https://jayeless.omg.lol/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jayeless.omg.lol/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>","verified_at":"2022-10-04T02:34:46.966+00:00"}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[{"id":"111055259863819267","username":"tinyroofnail","url":"https://micro.blog/activitypub/tinyroofnail","acct":"tinyroofnail@micro.blog"}],"tags":[],"emojis":[],"tagged_collections":[],"quote":null,"card":null,"poll":null,"quote_approval":{"automatic":["public"],"manual":[],"current_user":"denied"}}]