This didn't actually happen, and Julie denies any involvement whatsoever.
Let us now put this unfortunate incident behind us.
~~ Julie snuggles my laptop ~~
Julie is very snuggly. She has slept with us both nights so far, and is basically just a large cuddle-toy that finds warmth and occupies it.
<steps in front of camera>
Hi, I'm Woozle, and I work for the Soft Toys Division here at the East Coast branch of TootCat Cybernetics Corporation. I hope you're enjoying our wide assortment of Soft Toot Cats!
~~ Kestracel Weiss waits at the car hospital ~~
(That was last night. Apparently she needs at least ~$1300 in work just to get us home; work is now under way. This is the first major batch of repairs we've had to do since the round just after we got her in 2015.)
(belatedly, from last week)
...you wouldn't DOWNLOAD ELECTRICITY, would you?
Congratulations! We have increased the extent to which you can become enslaved to the plutonomy!
We provide numerous options for you to voluntarily increase your enslavement, and will reward you in small ways so that you will feel good about doing so!
Take that, yet-another-device-without-mounting-holes!!
...but seriously -- why do so many small devices not have any kind of mounting holes?? We don't all have acres of desk space just aching to be filled up, ya know.
Some of us don't have desk space, period. Possibly due to lack of desk.
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