Woozle Hypertwin @woozle@toot.cat

tfw you respond "yes" to the question "are you Mr. { @Harena's last name }?" because it's correct in the context of the information the cashier is looking for, despite being factually wrong on both counts.

#hypertwins #realGirlWhen

We seem to have a bit of a disagreement about how long the battery will last at 98% charge.

I kinda don't think I believe either one, tbh.

I think I have a drinking problem.

(It's just been that kind of day.)

This somehow seems like a very #tootcat shirt: https://www.zazzle.com/apostrophe_catastrophe_t_shirt-235511147600730669

Wish I'd thought of it.

Ironic pair o' spams, spotted by @Harena

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Arrived home from our travels last night, after a blown tire and some worrisome engine noises.

We had a good time, though, and @Harena scored some totally excellent pot in New York.

#hypertwins

~~ Julie contemplates the future ~~

~~ hopes it has warm and also cuddles ~~

#hypertwins #cats

This didn't actually happen, and Julie denies any involvement whatsoever.

Let us now put this unfortunate incident behind us.

~~ Julie gazes mournfully ~~

"When are you gonna stop taking photos of me and get back to the skritches? Priorities, *please*."

#hypertwins #cats

~~ Julie snuggles my laptop ~~

Julie is very snuggly. She has slept with us both nights so far, and is basically just a large cuddle-toy that finds warmth and occupies it.

<steps in front of camera>

Hi, I'm Woozle, and I work for the Soft Toys Division here at the East Coast branch of TootCat Cybernetics Corporation. I hope you're enjoying our wide assortment of Soft Toot Cats!

#hypertwins #cats

~~ Kestracel Weiss waits at the car hospital ~~

(That was last night. Apparently she needs at least ~$1300 in work just to get us home; work is now under way. This is the first major batch of repairs we've had to do since the round just after we got her in 2015.)

https://wiki.hypertwins.org/Kestracel_Weiss

I stared into the void, and saw this.

(Her name is Julie.)

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~~ a cat, having decided that all is reasonably well with the universe, resumes her daily life ~~

(Her name remains Penny to this very day.)

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~~ from deep within the clutches of @Harena's tentacle bag, a cat ponders the mysteries of the universe ~~

(Her name is still Penny.)

#hypertwins #cats

~~ a cat inspects @Harena's tentacle bag ~~

(Her name is Penny.)

#hypertwins #cats #knitting #felted

~~ Seamus in even more repose, for those who like that sort of thing ~~

#hypertwins #cats

~~ Seamus in repose, tired and shagged out after his exhausting attempt to use social media ~~

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~~ a cat, attempting to toot ~~

(at the place we are staying)
(his name is Seamus)

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(belatedly, from last week)

...you wouldn't DOWNLOAD ELECTRICITY, would you?

It's a foggy morning here at the Davie County Pokéstop and Rest Area.

The real driving challenge will be on the way back, though -- traffic is always heavy Sunday evening after Thanksgiving, usually accompanied by multiple traffic jams.

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