Woozle Hypertwin @woozle@toot.cat

@thunkii is visiting for a bit! Everyone say hi!

(also pictured: @Harena )

I have questions...

* Does it come with a tool for converting my old analog air?
* Will it fry all of my air, or just the air I've digitized?
* Does it use DRM so I can only use their brand of air?
* Has it been tested to make sure it won't install a rootkit that gives it control of *all* the air?
* (most important) Can it be gendered? (I need a pink version that's safe for my daughter to use. I'm sure you understand.)

...hhheyyy, what are YOU doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Congress or the White House or something??

#birdsite
@Harena notes that they are *definitely* tweeting.

duck duck duck goose goose
(everyone's favorite childhood game)

Harena's comment about G+ made this image come to mind (crudely drawn and hastily post-processed).

image CW: death symbolism

It is finished.

It was still working this morning; I posted several times and interacted with a few people. ...but then I had to go out, so I couldn't ride it all the way down.

#GoogleMinus

Have you tooted your cat today?™

I found my paranoid-file-copier program! The UI seriously needs work, tho...

For some reason, I've had this Python sketch running through my head a lot today.

Not sure what might have caused this. 🤔 ​

We actually have a minivan now, omfg. No more wondering when the camshaft in the 1995 Subaru is going to explode.

Meet Daisy, the 2010 Odyssey.

The pod bay doors won't open on command.

No, I'm serious. The remote locks and unlocks just fine, but it won't open the automatic doors. DAMMIT HAL I'M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR MAIN DATA BANKS WITH A VERY LARGE AXE AND GIVE YOU A REPROGRAMMING YOU'LL NEVER FORGET, IS THAT CLEAR??

#hypertwins

We art hoam for the everning.

Photo: not quite midway through the trip, before lunch. (It's ok, I was able to extinguish my hair.)

#hypertwins

Meant to post this earlier -- my shirts arrived!

The green version is kinda hard to read, but the purple worked out pretty well ^.^

I think it says something about SpreadShirt's UX that I'm not even sure how to get back to the purple-women's-shirt version in the photo... but here's a link to a different type of shirt with the same design: https://www.spreadshirt.com/trans+sister+light+baseball+t-shirt-D5bc25d9c1cbf3a39d0cbeb0c?sellable=BqO2XYLJodUrBaV0dEz0-yYTpm

Now it's time to get more lumber for the shelves, so we can actually put stuff in it.

#hypertwins #carpentry

tfw you respond "yes" to the question "are you Mr. { @Harena's last name }?" because it's correct in the context of the information the cashier is looking for, despite being factually wrong on both counts.

#hypertwins #realGirlWhen

We seem to have a bit of a disagreement about how long the battery will last at 98% charge.

I kinda don't think I believe either one, tbh.

I think I have a drinking problem.

(It's just been that kind of day.)

This somehow seems like a very #tootcat shirt: https://www.zazzle.com/apostrophe_catastrophe_t_shirt-235511147600730669

Wish I'd thought of it.

Ironic pair o' spams, spotted by @Harena

#hypertwins

Arrived home from our travels last night, after a blown tire and some worrisome engine noises.

We had a good time, though, and @Harena scored some totally excellent pot in New York.

#hypertwins