@pzmyers
"Please, no more free healthcare! I can't take it any longer!"
"Advertising... I miss advertising sooooo much... Someone just sell me something, right now, before I go crazy..."
"The lack of poverty-driven crime is... so disturbing. I can hardly stand to leave the house."
"I feel lost without my third job. Now all I get is 'leisure time' to hang out with 'people' and have 'fun'."
"I tried to buy a politician, and I was kicked out of their office! MY FREEDOM IS GONE!!"