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If I were a programmer, I'd
hammer on my code repo
I'd collect the seven dollars and I'd
save up for a toolshed and some
tools to put inside the shed.

But everybody wants a shed and
tools to put inside their shed.
Everybody wants a shed and
tools to put inside their shed.

Throw the shed door wide --
Stare at all the tools inside.
Somewhere in this melée
Is the tool I need today.
I need to take out all the tools
piled up inside my storage shed.
All the tools are piled up in a
tangle in my storage shed.
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--They Might Be Gardeners (or something)