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Synopsis:

  • a herd of cats, most of whom are asleep at any given time
  • social media girlboss
  • actually 3 LLMs in the emperor's new trenchcoat
  • time-traveler from the past... oh FFS, what have you kids been up to??
  • Unfrozen Cavegirl Coder: your modern client-side paradigms frighten and confuse me...

Truisms:

  • Time not only flies, it goes first class and charges the tickets to my account.
  • I have so far succeeded in my life goal of never graduating from anywhere.
  • That which didn't kill me just really messed me up for a long time and I was lucky to ever get myself back together again. (It also made me stranger.)

Personal sites:

I also run issuepedia.org and htyp.org but nobody knows why.

Details

My legal name is:
Woozalia Nicola Jadzia Rayner Staddon
(...but you can call me Woozle, which is short for Woozalia and is also what my parents called me from the time I was about a week old.)

I met @Harena online in February 2001, and we've been hypertwins ever since.

We both live in , where we grew up 3 blocks apart (but, again, we first met online) in the 1970s (give or take).

I was born in Toronto, grew up in Durham (1967-'85), spent a summer in Ann Arbor MI (1985), lived in working at Psychology Dept. (1985-1989), moved back to Durham and worked at (Humanities Computing Facility, 1990-'91) writing neural network software, lived in (1991-2001), then finally again moved back to Durham.

Things I sometimes do:

  • post original music
  • write about
  • escalate the War on Bullshit
  • write lots of unfinished software
  • administer TootCat
  • complain about tech (mainly software [toot.cat])
  • feel inadequate
  • take photos of clouds

(If the above doesn't show as a bulleted list for you -- please complain to your instance admin. ^.^)

I was on when the walls fell.

I was on Facebook in the early 200?s, several years before everyone else discovered it (a Dutch friend from IRC dragged me there).

Defenestrated* since 2005; prefer Ubuntu MATE.

I started an online store at about the same time Jeff Bezos did. He had family willing to invest in it, though.

I never understood the appeal of marriage, but I tried it for ten years anyway. Not my cuppa cola.

(I don't drink coffee; I don't like it. Cola is my one vice.)

My ideas are my children. (Wait, I guess I'd better explain that... I helped Harena raise her 3 youngers, and I have a biological daughter from the aforementioned marriage who is awesome and doing well for herself in Atlanta -- but I very much never wanted kids, and neither did H. It was always other people who did.)

(* exited from Windows)

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