avocacy? advocadocy? avocado advocacy advertisement?
Did the people who sent these desire an avacado advocacy advertising avocation?
Did they experience much avacado advocacy advertising-avocation adversity?
"I speak for the avacados!" -- no Lorax ever
@brion Admit it -- if you weren't constantly buying avocados, you totally would have 6 figures saved up. Confess! CONFESS!
(something something Guantanavocado)
@woozle the problem is they're so addictive -- once you eat one avocado, you quickly find yourself eating 6.0221408e+23 of them
I see your Avocado's Number pun and raise you some guac to go with that mole.
...or something like that.
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