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Oh nice! I now get notifications when people join . This has been a much-needed feature.

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@woozle But are you notified when cats join?

That's vital strategic information.

@dredmorbius It is, to the best of my understanding, impossible for any social network software to make this distinction -- due to the well-known universal law of physics which states that "on the internet, nobody knows you're a cat".

@woozle Clearly, the solution is to get nobody to spill the beans.

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On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.