- fiscal conservatism: people are going to the bathroom too much, so we're going to cut back on toilet paper. (That'll teach 'em.)
- Catholic Church: God gave you one roll of toilet paper; you can never get another. You can have eternal life if you never use it.
- Republicans: Liberals are trying to take away your toilet paper! Give it to us and we'll keep it safe for you.
- Democrats: people have been deprived of toilet paper for so long, and this has been a terrible burden. Clearly they need time to heal before we can make any dramatic changes like letting them have toilet paper again. We're just not ready for that. There isn't the political will to support everyone having a roll of toilet paper, so please don't vote for someone who wants to give it to you, because they might win.
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