SPECIAL TOOT.CAT ANNOUNCEMENT
After intensive negotiations (via advanced technology specially engineered to allow communication both into *and out of* the Google Dome) we are pleased to announce that #TootCat has acquired all assets and IP associated with the "Google+" social network service.
The exact details are secret and subject to NDA and press embargo, but it was in fact sold for $12.95 and some leftover potato chips.
...ha ha, just kidding! #AprilFool
<hides the G+ assets>
@woozle hold on
...are you implying that there are potato chips? -|_=^_^=|-
On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.