economic pol: Amazon
The other shoe on the good news of Amazon raising its minimum wage: https://draconicnoble.tumblr.com/post/178856980598/whyyoustabbedme-profitability-war
How about raising your prices, so people don't feel compelled to use your services even knowing how evil you are? That would be good.
On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.