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woke up sans alarm at like 6:45 and it's too bright already to go back to sleep yay spring

Kinda exhausted. Hoping to sleep in. Bleh.

almost hard to believe it's over now...

brian mock boosted

Hey admins, do you run a tagged release or master on your instance? I'm curious

answer here:

#admin #admins #mastoadmin #mastodonadmin

boost if you wanna

im just anxiously waiting to wrangle everyone to go to lunch and then freeeedom

my work inbox is exclusively goodbye emails and responses from me and 2 people who used to be on my team… 😭

why samsung is the only one who goofed up the friqqin sparkles emoji

doesn't help that i'm on a bit of a sugar rush right now either

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i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo checked out about everything right now


Thinking about yesterday's breakfast of cheddar Apple scone with cappuccino

Good morning Mastodon... I'm thinking about where I want to have coffee this morning. What's up with you?

my cat just sat right next to my keyboard and rested her head on my hand.

i went to get my phone to take a picture of her and now she WON'T STOP BITING ME like 6 times wtf.

🗯️ hey bro do you have a cigarette man?

💬 nope

🗯️ you have green hair?

💬 i do...

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