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Figured out what jorts.horse was about.

Psalm 147:10 - His pleasure is not in the strength of the horse, nor his delight in the legs of the warrior;

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disrespecting the spider man devs by refusing to web-sling through new york city and just walking everywhere like a prick. it takes hours. spider man isn’t special and he needs to learn that

THE ORIGINAL EDIT OF ROBOCOP IS ON AMAZON STREAMING

Me realizing that alert wasn't about the president dying

New rule: you can have a gender reveal party but there’s a quarter-million dollar fine and you must destroy a portion of Texas.

the great new trend of the next decade will be paying musicians a fair wage for their extreme talents, and then dancing your fucking heart out.

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Welcome...

to the jig economy

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All I'm saying is, if I ever find myself in the 24th century I'm moving to ds9 and opening a pizza place. Untapped market.

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Give your neighbor a hug today. Pay for the coffee of the person behind you in line. Merge a pull request. I don't know.

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Blood, wounds. Seriously. 

$15 for piercings? I’m confused I thought you were punk.

I just got out of divorce mediation. I only had to threaten to walk out once! It was after “oh so YOU get to be offended because YOU’RE the trans one.”

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What idiot called it “It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy (feat. RikRok)” and not “The Gaslight Anthem”

Guess what last night we drove a silver knife through the heart of winter.

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Toot.Cat

On the internet, everyone knows you're a cat — and that's totally okay.