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A nice, cool mug of genderfluid

Custard bubbled up out of the mixer :/

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Hey hi boost this if you need a snuggle.

Lady at Harbor Freight said not to weld in this dress

@tobyfee teaching Max to separate eggs

Im gonna try making ice cream with dry ice today! Hope I live

Im gonna try making ice cream with dry ice today!

Wheatabix and frozen berries with powdered sugar for my sick mom.

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*me, an amateur comedian, nervously entertaining at a marxist leninist convention*
howre yall doin tonight, make some noise if you love trotsky
*i am immediately booed off the stage*

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professor oak: ahh this is my grandson. er... what's his name again?
me (struggling to contain my laughter): POOPBOY

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*looking at the time* SHIT I gofta go to sleep

*keeps browsin* fuck

*toots some more* FUCK

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two weeks ago Azealia Banks bet Grimes that there was no way that smoking weed could become not cool.

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The thing I would most appreciate a CW on is the one that will never happen: diet talk