jet fuel can't fuel jets
A nice, cool mug of genderfluid
Custard bubbled up out of the mixer :/
Lady at Harbor Freight said not to weld in this dress
Im gonna try making ice cream with dry ice today! Hope I live
Im gonna try making ice cream with dry ice today!
Wheatabix and frozen berries with powdered sugar for my sick mom.
*me, an amateur comedian, nervously entertaining at a marxist leninist convention*
howre yall doin tonight, make some noise if you love trotsky
*i am immediately booed off the stage*
professor oak: ahh this is my grandson. er... what's his name again?
me (struggling to contain my laughter): POOPBOY
*looking at the time* SHIT I gofta go to sleep
*keeps browsin* fuck
*toots some more* FUCK
Should... should I do the online dating thing?
two weeks ago Azealia Banks bet Grimes that there was no way that smoking weed could become not cool.
Me: Why don't they replace 'coals to Newcastle' with 'an ultraball on a Zigzagoon'?
My Doctor: I meant any questions about the surgery.
Portland, Oregon software weirdo
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