i do not like it when i get things put on my neck

but

daddy said i turned fourteen today

what is fourteen? i know four, i am good at four, but i don't know fourteen

my silly brother tried to read my mind. there was more of it than he thought.

this is my brother. you cannot have him. he is silly but he loves me.

there are times when brother is nice and i love him. he is good for naps.

my brother got in the funny bag. i don't know why. he did not go to see neil. my brother is sort of too big for the bag.

my brother is big. sometimes he sits on me. i don't like that.

he gives me lots of groomies. some groomies are good. lots are not. my ears do not need lots and lots of groomies.

Toot.Cat

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