"It’s the fundamental theorem of offices — no matter how many offices there are, they are always booked.

The opposite of the hotel infinity."

@alayna I took the picture from a Kickstarter for some sort of IoT blockchain chip.

That will be 0.03 kW⋅h to heat the coffee, and 101.2 kW⋅h for the cryptocurrency transaction.

Welcome to the future.

Due to the protests today in Portland, I setup a live audio feed with automatic speech-to-text of local police and safety channels.

twitch.tv/pdxscanner

I plan to have it up tomorrow for sure. It is up now for testing, and I may or may not leave it on all night due to the costs of leaving it running.

Due to the protests tomorrow in Portland, I've started up a live audio feed with automatic speech-to-text of local police and safety channels. twitch.tv/pdxscanner

I just got a contract in the mail that I need to read and sign.

It's in Swedish.

I can't speak Swedish. 😂

Reading through some documentation and found this as the first sentence when introducing generics:

"Generics are a genericity mechanism that's become standard in modern languages."

Well that just clears that right up. 👍

I want to work on my porch, but a neighborhood floof has taken up residence on the chair and I don't want to evict him because he's so sweet 😭

“I’m a senior engineer — that means I break production for *all* the teams, not just my own”

Compiler Explorer is seriously one of the coolest bits of tech I've seen lately. godbolt.org/

I feel sick looking at this picture.
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RT @jookieSTL@twitter.com
Back in the day, as a kid in @boyscouts we pledged to leave campsites better than we found 'em. Can we do something similar for the ecosystem? We're leaving a mess. @AgileAlliance
twitter.com/jookieSTL/status/1

I need some coding gloves.
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RT @twilio@twitter.com
Live coding and putting the new Twilio CLI to work.
twitter.com/twilio/status/1158

Today’s gender feels courtesy of @theyusetools@twitter.com

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