You don't need to speak English like a native

It's okay to have "weird" pacing when speaking. It's also okay to make sentences with correct meaning but uncommon phrasing

Don't allow yourself to pause because you're struggling to find the most native-sounding way to phrase what you mean

Just express what you mean in the most comfortable way to you

There's no "broken" English. English isn't owned by Americans or the British. For better or worse, it's become an international language.

noooo you can’t just violate the NAP and wake me up from my nap

pupy.... kity...... buny.....

long ago the three nations lived in harmoney

Normalize saying "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about"

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nobody as of yet has adressed my question whether dog sonas should have 10 titty

this lead me to conclude not only is endotherm stinky but coward as well

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hiding from chris stuckmann in the gender neutral bathroom

if you're a card-carrying member of the labour party, here's some useful advice relevant to your situation!

look people, it's just two simple questions: did a baby suck off a wolf's tit somewhere around italy, and did that baby go on to found rome. it can't be that hard


our landlord lives in a different country, put in the barest amount of effort into the flat, yet is still charging rent that's waaaaaaaay above the market average

Tell me again that the existence of landlords is a net positive, I fucking dare you

look i don't really care about my dick one way or the other but whenever we finally invent novelty genitals i WILL get it replaced with the untitled goose game goose honk, complete with honking noise. my body my choice binch

In 36C (97F) weather, actiongroup No (S)hell On Earth is blocking the #Shell refinery with barrel lock-ons, tripods and canoes.
The blockade began at 6AM, attempts to evict the first lock-on were in progress around noon. No updates since then.


'La llibertat d'un poble no està en que l'amo sigui natural o estranger, sinó en que no hi hagi amo'.

Joan Salvat-Papasseit (1916)


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