i regret to inform you that @GreenandBlack just referred to the tbbt male protagonists as "twinks"

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

when someone asks me to explain why everything is split into hundreds of microservices

the kotlin compiler takes nearly six months of HRT

"Chess 2: The Sequel is a chess variant created by David Sirlin and Zachary Burns of Ludeme Games. Sirlin, whose previous design work includes rebalancing Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix"

This is quite a sentence.

@dyoptica “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.” - Umberto Eco, Ur-Fascism (#8)

marmite is just honey that someone did something to to make it the way it is

@vantablack oh i love it. which smartwatch is this? the ones i've tried before had the most boring watchfaces

random breakdancing on the bcn metro to uptown funk. nice. i'm pretty sure it was entirely accidental but if they purposedly timed the opening and closing door sounds of the train with the song then i'm very impressed

@anarchiv i'm having an okay-ish day as well. start of a four-day weekend with girlfriend, can't really complain! been stuck in a similar thought process tho, for at least a few weeks if not months, and i can't seem to reach that conclusion

@trwnh consider whether git can help you in the writing process? like, meaningful commit messages and branching versions of the text are useful writing tools? what i mean is, having to commit/push/pull may not be a bad thing

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