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ukpol, neural network shitposting 

i asked a neural network to give me a few ideas for solving the northern ireland backstop and GUESS WHAT they're all better than putting half a million people in a buffer zone

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i mean. not good, mind you. but still, better

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can i have a uuuuuh @OCRbot

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oh god no one tell boris about this one

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[hyperventilating] an UNAUTHORISED PERSON? from LONDON? at the POST OFFICE? what a mad lad

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[federalism intensifies]

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OCR Output (chars: 1942) 

@strnom
Image 1:
In order to solve the Brexit crisis regarding the Northern Ireland backstop,
Boris Johnson's team has come up with an ingenious plan: using a
government grant to fund the creation of yet another private sector union
within the United Kingdom. The scheme is dubbed "Northern Ireland's Silicon
Valley", because the money from the grant will be used to provide tech
startups with financial help and support. Meanwhile, local government will be
allowed to keep 20% profit.

Image 2:
In order to solve the Brexit crisis regarding the Northern Ireland backstop,
Boris Johnson's team has come up with an ingenious plan: to use Scotland to
give London a blank cheque to "keep its own shit together".

"The idea is not exactly of a sterling type: it would be for the UK to keep its
own money,’ writes the Telegraph's Peter Oborne. "The Scottish Nationalists
are insisting the currency of the UK does not fall under their control, which
explains why the pound would need to rise in price to match it."

Image 3:
In order to solve the Brexit crisis regarding the Northern Ireland backstop,
Boris Johnson's team has come up with an ingenious plan: a secret tunnel
between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. It is not going to be
much fun to say "it can't be done", but it needs to be done, and that is
precisely how this bizarre and dangerous scheme will be managed at home.

So let's have some fun. A very long, very boring time.

Image 4:
In order to solve the Brexit crisis regarding the Northern Ireland backstop,
Boris Johnson's team has come up with an ingenious plan: a "nuclear option,"
an idea which could lead to the end of the union and lead to a united Ireland.

The idea was floated by the UK Foreign Office on Twitter this week.

While most commentators — including this one — immediately dismissed the
idea as a joke, many noted its peculiar tone, which makes it seem even more
outlandish than before.

@CornishRepublicanArmy i have no idea what the secret tunnel is supposed to accomplish exactly. is this just state-sponsored smuggling or

@strnom I read the nuclear one as the foreign office threatening to nuke Ireland to annex the country and dissolving the union to centralise all control directly from London

@CornishRepublicanArmy oh i was reading it kind of the opposite way, like "you won't let us brexit huh. well fuck your union. fuck our union too actually. there's no united kingdom anymore so we all have to go through the eu admission process as four different countries"

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@strnom divide it into smaller more manageable pieces like... 6 counties... or something

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@GreenandBlack seriously tho, this is one of the best neural network prompts i've seen. it keeps coming up with different ideas. so far my favourite one is moving the border between ireland and northen ireland to southern europe

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@raspberry_boy @GreenandBlack yeah, you know, if you move the NI border so that it follows the danube you get rid of all your problems*!

*and create lots of new problems

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@strnom @GreenandBlack lmao that’s like being asked “where would this painting look the best?” and answering“inside the wall”

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