Also, this is the most accurate post I've ever read amen hallelujah. 😂​

swears, sex mention, pagan humour 

🖼

health 

ALL. THE. TIME.

The ocean? Big Wet Thing.
Bird? That Flappy Guy.
Cat? Momo but Not.
Trees? Tall Broccoli.
Shirt? Like Pants but for Arms.

Oh, and let's not forget wheelchair: The Chair with the Wheels. -_-

@eryn I'm sure there's some I've missed!

Selfie, celeb mention 

Gettin my hairs did before our road trip to see the fam. This bleach situation has me feeling very Gwendoline Christie! 😎

somebody turn this into a cross-stitch pattern for me

Toot.Cat

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