i want to call a raccoon "crimes cat" but that wrongly implies regular cats are not involved in crimes
@mym My sister's neighbour had a cat burglar. Those who knew would go and say "do you have?" but yep, "regular cats" are involved in crimes...
@mym ok but we are dressed for crimes we got masks and everything
@mym i think cats are more espionage, a lot of them got built in tuxedos
@mym I though the term of art was "trash panda"
@mym trash bandit?
@mym when a raccoon does crimes they’re called “capers” because of the mask