"You are the Chosen One, whose task it is-"
"Does it pay?"
"-to... What?"
"This task, is it paid? Or is it for experience, exposure?"
"It is to save the world!"
"Cool, cool, so not paid. Are you paid?"
"We Solemn Guardians of-"
"Because if you are, I should be too."
"... fine."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

hey all, what's a good masto client for android that does image descriptions?

Here is a long thread on keeping moss as a houseplant that I pulled off my twitter, wrapped up as a blog post - so now you can read about practical moss gardening without having to visit that website :>

ifyoulived.org/moss.html

Mental health-ish semi-shitpost Show more

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We pat this kitty

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We pat this kitty on head and fur

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"Your pronouns are hard."
"Please, these aren't even my battle pronouns."

this puddle of floof can go from nyoom to loaf in .2 seconds

mastodon is a scam invented by cloud companies to sell more servers

I need to find a trans community in NW Florida. I feel like I'm slowly falling to pieces, unable to present as male. If you're in the area, especially the Bay County area, can you please get in touch with me?

If you're not, can you please boost this so that area residents can see this?

We got “No access. No peace.” stickers to give away.

If you like some you can send me a private message.

[Box with 3000 stickers saying “No access. No peace.” With a wheelchair logo where the wheel is an anarchy A.]

I thought this was from the fediverse, but searches show a bunch of twitter and such, anyway, I am quoting,

🎵cut my jeans into pieces
these are my brand new jorts 🎵

which has been stuck in my head all morning now.

My pride outfit is "clothes that are almost falling apart and therefore let through a lot of air".

on trans representation [transmisia,yelling] Show more

I got so used to being at like 40% in the evening despite constant doing things.

The temperatures got my phone down to 15% battery in one day for what probably isn't the first time ever, but definitely feels like it.

amReading: a book about trauma stuff, family Show more

amReading: a book about trauma stuff Show more

This is a mini-review for an actual book consisting entirely of reviews of non-existing books. Just finished reading Stanislaw Lem's "A Perfect Vacuum", and I've no idea how to rate it. It's brilliant, imaginative, extremely creative and at times abstract, bizarre and profoundly philosophical. I think the most amazing feat of all is that, despite all the brilliance, the book manages at the same time to be tedious and dull as well. That was definitely worth reading, but perhaps it was better stick to a single chapter a month to let each, uh, "book review", sink in. #AmReading

amReading: a book about trauma stuff Show more

trans kids coming out Show more

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