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out of context 

"the bing-bong thing is stuck"

out of context, bad lewd euphemisms, and literally not safe for work 

"I just fiddlesticked my boss's girlfriend"

out of context 

"just because I'm an omniscient entity doesn't mean I have all the answers"

out of context 

"if we place this game next to a standard-reference pear, we note that the pear just looks awful"

out of context, food 

"she came out of a coma just in time for the bean!"

out of context 

"I just flipped my brain upside down, it's all good"

out of context 

"what's your favourite food?"

"um… I have them organised by category"

out of context 

"I'm not gonna judge people I just met like that"
"I always judge people so hard"

out of context 

"two-thirds chance! we all know that's 100%"

out of context 

"we'll need to put these somewhere safe"

(throws at corner of room)

out of context 

"our boy, hitpoints lovecraft"

out of context, food memes 

"so that Baba can has key… and cheeseburger"

out of context 

"I have unshenaniganated myself"

out of context, gluteny food 

"you've got to put the facts on the toast of the world. you know what I mean?"

out of context 

"is this unethical? probably, but I still wanna see what happens"

out of context, food 

"even if your depression tells you to get ten burritos, don't do it"

out of context 

"I have no idea what's going on and the more I think about it the more it hurts"

out of context, killing 

"I am once again asking for you to please stop murdering me"

out of context 

(mouth gaping in shock, raises arms high in the air)

"DEEEE PAAAAD!!!"

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