out of context 

"you can't unhear the bongo man"

out of context 

"for those of you who aren't programmers, a good technique is to not change your code and then run it again to see if it works"

out of context 

"it's possible to lose and good for a toilet session"

out of context 

"ages eight and up. seven-year-olds can't face this amount of disappointment"

out of context 

"the user interface, like the Swedish flag, is another big plus"

out of context 

"it's okay, I just wanted to see what the beginning of the level looked like"

out of context 

"I have officially been fooled"

out of context, food 

"I do everything for you. I grate your lettuce"

out of context 

"watching this video in 480p to honour the Wii"

out of context, self-deprecation 

"I hate abysmal failure"

"but you like me for some reason"

out of context 

"an adult duck could fit"

out of context, meat 

"flavourless pork disc"

out of context 

"I have so many heart wrinkles"

out of context 

"it's the middle of the night. you should go to sleep"

"but I forgot my pants and my math test"

out of context, family 

"my own mother thought I was a monster. she was right, of course, but it still hurt"

out of context 

"when we trained, it wasn't your skills that impressed me. no, it certainly wasn't your skills"

out of context, tea 

"being sick of tea is like being sick of breathing!"

out of context, tea 

"I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but-"

(sniffles)

"it's just so sad"

out of context 

"right now we don't have a CNC, we have a me-NC"

out of context 

"we let love lead the way"

"really? we let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way"

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