out of context 

"she makes the bass drop in my heart"

out of context, lewd/sexual 

"I don't have to act like a 1950's housewife who would readily suck dick on command.

"although I will"

out of context 

"you mustn't blame yourself"
"I'm not. I'm blaming you"

out of context 

"who am I? where am I?"

out of context 

"so I have some ridiculously large wooden cubes"

out of context 

"this is a fiddly economic doozy"

out of context, electronic failure 

"it had also spewed all of its capacitor goo onto the board above it"

out of context 

"now, it is weird to say 'clown retirement plan' out loud, but"

out of context, food 

"I'm not trying to eat the nut, all right? it's not my job"

out of context 

"what is that? it has legs"

out of context 

"if this strikes you as super hot but also unconstitutional, you'd be right"

out of context 

"it's just a big ol' sheep ball. wow, that's perfect"

out of context 

"I need the facebox"

out of context 

"the answer, of course, was Logan"

out of context 

"you might be wondering why I'm replacing my baby with someone else's baby. well, their baby's better"

out of context 

"you could one-hit K.O. a tree"

out of context 

"I can feel success coursing through my veins"

out of context 

"desks are what people used to feel really anxious before the invention of the internet"

out of context, incarceration 

"excuse me, could you show me which aisles the jails are located in"

out of context 

"I've captured some of your water and I've made it hot"

Show more
Toot.Cat

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!