ltht @ltht@toot.cat

"you can't unhear the bongo man"

"for those of you who aren't programmers, a good technique is to not change your code and then run it again to see if it works"

"it's possible to lose and good for a toilet session"

"ages eight and up. seven-year-olds can't face this amount of disappointment"

"the user interface, like the Swedish flag, is another big plus"

"it's okay, I just wanted to see what the beginning of the level looked like"

"I have officially been fooled"

"I do everything for you. I grate your lettuce"

"watching this video in 480p to honour the Wii"

"I hate abysmal failure"

"but you like me for some reason"

"an adult duck could fit"

"flavourless pork disc"

"I have so many heart wrinkles"

"it's the middle of the night. you should go to sleep"

"but I forgot my pants and my math test"

"my own mother thought I was a monster. she was right, of course, but it still hurt"

"when we trained, it wasn't your skills that impressed me. no, it certainly wasn't your skills"

"being sick of tea is like being sick of breathing!"

"I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but-"

(sniffles)

"it's just so sad"

"right now we don't have a CNC, we have a me-NC"

"we let love lead the way"

"really? we let huge, ferocious beasts lead our way"