out of context 

"I've brought my voice back to its manly level"

out of context 

"remember: it has to be worn with jeans up to your nipples. that's a requirement"

out of context 

"we just need to chew a bit off"

(camera shows man attempting to bite into a piece of metal)

out of context 

"in order to prove the structural integrity of matter, I had to compromise the structural integrity of my pants"

out of context 

"how dare you 'aha' me and in the same sentence take my dog"

out of context 

"how do you get good? morally… not morally, but like, how do you get good"

out of context, gluteny food 

"because you've eaten both cookies, you're in for life"

out of context 

"he's having little to no benefit but he's enjoying"

out of context 

"how come your pumpkins are in prison?"

out of context, not lewd 

"I don't think I fit in the bum bum"

out of context 

"one honorable Sir Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien"

out of context 

"don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freak out--"

(cut back to narrator)

"I was freaked out the whole time"

out of context 

"oh, it's empty, just for you"

out of context, ecocide 

"deforestation complete"

out of context 

"I'm not a knot theorist"

out of context 

"oh gosh, it leeked all over the floor!"

(floor is covered in leeks)

out of context 

"I just had to channel the boulder into my brain"

out of context, food 

"that's right: nuclear lasagna"

out of context, non-vegan food 

"autistic people are, statistically, no more likely than neurotypical people to crave the flesh of the living"

out of context 

"I don't think you should be feeling bad if you eat any particular food or drink any particular drink-- unless, I guess, if you stole it"

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