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Gregor Samba @lilletale@toot.cat

I haven't seen the neighbour cat since lunch, and I'm getting worried.

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LGBT people dont actually exist, we are a conspiracy theory ๐Ÿ‘

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Another #Mastodon is causing a scientific impact.
"Based on several lines of evidence.. the team think that early humans used rocks to hammer their way into the mastodonโ€™s bones. As the team also claims that the bones are 130,000 yrs old, that would push back the earliest archaeological evidence for humans in North America by a WHOPPING 115,000 yrs.
theatlantic.com/science/archiv

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It always pains me when I see fellow software developers call other projects "shit."

Especially when the "shit" represents man-decades of hard work, like a browser or an OS.

C'mon. If you don't know how hard this stuff is, then you're a n00b.

Sure, we can always find fault and call everything shit, but is that kind of venting making anything better?

Maybe it makes you feel better, but every time we indulge in this kind of thing we're making tech a more hostile place to work and/or play.

Twidere wants me to subtoot you, @shivian, but I'm guessing maybe you'd like to be mentioned ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Just, giving people an idea of how much better busses are than uber(let alone expensive point to point flying uber):
uber has somewhere between 2 and 3 million riders in london. total. Since forever. Including the people who installed it once and got the free ride, or who use it once a month.
Our bus network has 6 milion riders. Daily.

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You might think you have exhausted all possible discourse about cats
but remember:
cats

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If cats did not exist, we would have to invent them
probably using weird, highly unethical science, commiting many crimes against nature in the process

it is a good thing that cats exist

Something I miss from birdsite: the fabulous @WhoresofYore who shows a "forgotten" side of history with their old slang revival and .

All this cat-language talk made me look for a translator. I like translators.

The only downside with Mastodon on Twidere that I have toots and birdsite inside the same app, so if I swipe too far to the right, there is a mountain of birds screaming at me.

I get confused every time I drink mint tea from a blue mug.

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I can't even keep up to date with some of the small anual festivals around here because they think everyone uses facebook these days (while they do have homepages which gather digital dust).

Platforms for selling musical gear? Only ebay works these days and the expectations there are f' up.
Searching other musicians? The platforms around here haven't catched up with the usability of the 90s, would be easier if they would revert back to old dial up BBS then you could eventually use them.

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there are men on the fediverse terrified by the very presence of witches.town and that's the most fucking on-brand thing

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